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GOOSEBERRY HUNGRY FOR (fake) MURDER GAME
[Warded to Ravi and Cecil]

Heyyyyyyyy, dearest responsible friends who might be interested in knowing when something big and rules-skirting is happening.

Remember the game with the knives? The fake knives?

The one that you, Ravi, asked me to tell you as little about as possible?



Two days.

♥

GOOSEBERRY HUNGER GAMES

Hey everyone! This year, I'll be organizing the game, which is exciting. If you can read this, you're probably going to be participating. Just a reminder, tomorrow's the last day for people to give me their names.

THE RULES

• On Monday morning you're going to find a plastic butterknife in your locker with a name written on it.


• The winner is the last person standing.


• The winner takes home the whole prize pot.


• You then have to ‘kill’ that person by prodding them gently with your knife. After they ‘die’, you then take their knife, and have to go after their target next.


• You may not ‘kill’ someone while they’re naked.
  
  
  • You can't kill anyone while you're nude either or certain people would go on naked assassinations.


• You may not ‘kill’ someone in their cabin, the bathroom, the showers, during a Grotto party, or in the cafeteria. Or in the infirmary.


• You may not ‘kill’ someone in front of a teacher.


• If you actually hurt the other person in your murder attempt, you’re out of the game. The person who was injured takes your knife, and it’ll be as though they killed you.


• Die in a sportsmanlike way, don't be a dick about it.


• If you want to argue a death wasn't fair, you have to come talk to me.

THE PRIZES

• 394 dragots (100 of it is in this sadistic puzzle box.)
  
• A tiara.
  
• A computer data stick thing Micah says is full of movies.
  
• Rainbow Trout eye pillow.
  
• LOTS OF CHOCOLATE. Fancy chocolates, a five pound bar of chocolate, hand made chocolates from Cecil, 10 chocolate frogs.
  
• A cool deck of cards.
  
• IOU for cupcakes from Tess.
  
• A signed autograph from our very own Cameron Carney!
  
• Ree Hobbs original artwork!
  
• Bertie Bots torture beans!
  
• BOOZE. A bottle of Malibu, a bunch of miniature bottles, a bottle of fancy vodka.
  
• Cool pens!
  
• A fuzzy purple worm and a shark pincher, great for biting the toes of your roommates while they're in their bunks.
  
• Badass black flower grown, very goth.
  
• An amazing robot bird made by the most brilliant little sister I know!
  
• Trail mix!
  
• A fox hand puppet!
  
• A pocket watch!

Soooooo that should cover it. Does anyone have any questions???