Sophomore Girls + Calvin & Bash
...it's a masquerade so can you like... secretly take them both? Make them both meet you there. Have some way to mark them. Get "lost in the crowd" and go find the other one when you need a break from one?!? You might need a break from poor Jeffy. Actually maybe from Todd too.
It'll be fiiiiiinnne whichever one you go with (if you don't go with my brilliant plan and go WITH BOTH.)
[Fern & Ana] 1) DUH THEY MEANT TO ASK YOU YOU ARE A CATCH!!!! 2) Loserface Micah!