InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Highly illogical, captain."

🐻 Cricket Quayle (cricketq) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-14 23:08:00

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! journal, cressida quayle

I am accepting any and all unwanted flowers!!! Please do not burn them or toss them out!

I know it ain't right that some of y'all were harassed via an Event Committee fundraiser, but let's think of it this way ... someone silly thought they were being awful cute by wasting their money in an attempt to bully you, but instead you got a bucket load of beautiful flowers and extra funds for the dance! Jokes on them!

Please ask if you'd like advice on anti-wilting charms or ways to use dying flowers!

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	cricketq 2017-02-16 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I can make you rose oil! It's an antidepressant and can be used as a facial toner. So, whoever thought they could get you down and make you frown really did just the opposite. (It's also an aphrodisiac) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2017-02-16 01:24 am UTC (link)
	if roses can do all that why does anyone ever put them in vases? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cricketq 2017-02-16 06:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm assuming it's because their mama don't do this sort of thing for a living. Or maybe the Zoloft, Botox, and Viagra industries have joined forces to lobby against the spread of rose related info? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2017-02-16 07:27 am UTC (link)
	curse my mom for only teaching me counterhexes and not how to keep my skin clear (Reply to this) (Parent)

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