LADIES
OBVIOUSLY, somewhere we can easily keep boys out. Boys will RUIN EVERYTHING. So the Atrium's OUT. With an empty classroom, you can control who COMES IN, but it'll have to END BEFORE 9 and if anyone gets TOO LOUD, the teachers will come checking. The Grotto's better than the Sorting Cave, but UGH who wants to go THAT FAR into the woods for a DUMB PARTY? NO ONE. No one wants to be outside either! It's FEBRUARY. But.....
[...] No bullshit question here, Gray. Do you expect ALCOHOL? And is this a DAY or NIGHT party??