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Tess Noble. ([info]madtess) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
Tess (Scored) & Quinn
Even though they haven't totally settled on a plan, Tess is already down to business, scrubbing this aquatic penis in salt water, because there is no time to waste. She is a diligent and experienced cook, and she's here to win this shit. So she's probably a solid 9. "Can you put some water on to boil?"

"Ooh, you're right. We can go really healthy with this shit," Tess says, because while she usually tries to be a Good Prefect and censor herself when she's around faculty, the language is as important to the cooking as the seasoning. She needs to focus and express herself. "I was gonna say fry the clams, but we could bake them or steam them instead."

Tess sets the geoduck into the boiling water to blanche. "If we do clam tacos, we can turn this sea penis into a double vagina metaphor."


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