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riley mae is a teflon ho (rageahol) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-26 08:43:00

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! journal, riley stamper

[Mean Girls; Kenzie, Casey, Ari, Coralee, Ursula, did I miss anyone?]

UGH.

ok, well, the good news is we made a splash last new moon because now all the buzzkills are like, "oh no last anonny post was so mean :(((((" and "let’s all be super nice to each other this time instead!!!!!"

like they don’t even know how to have fun

like they’re trying to organize ways to make it less fun and turn it into some nice little playground snuggle party

i have plenty of snuggle parties you guys. i’m not short on cutesy cuddleups.

like seriously

like

ugh

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	Mean Girls firecoral 2017-01-26 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Can we speculate about the non-existent sex lives of the sophomores? So many of them have older siblings who would jump to their defense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls firecoral 2017-01-26 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Even better idea: we pretend to be a sophomore and "confess" to having lost it to someone TOTALLY UNSUITABLE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	so what I think you're saying is who has sweet baby Essie been sneaking if to the Grotto with when big bro is camping and big sis is grumping (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls firecoral 2017-01-26 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Riley. That is exactly what I'm saying. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	I bet the plans to be sweet & sunny to the whole anon world go like so out the window the second that special little blue bird comes up and that is so. good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Mean Girls deimons 2017-01-26 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	It'd be better to actually find her a boy who's willing. I've been trying but she works against her own interests. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	ugh ok I'm running out of slutty boys here, have you tried like pushing one of them in her face and saying LOOK THERE'S A BROOM CLOSET JUST GO?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls deimons 2017-01-26 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	She'd faint. I can barely get her to talk to them over the journals. She's not discriminating, though, so there's that at least. She's run through a dozen crushes since November. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	aw she's a little skank in the making. kills me to shame her for it but whoops maybe she shoulda owned it more. who is the grossest boy she likes. who would make the big sibs forget their decision to be nice in like exactly no time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls deimons 2017-01-26 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	She rather fancied Wilde right before winter break. She's all but forgotten about him now but I'll bet I could get her fixed on any of the upperclassmen with a little doing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Mean Girls firecoral 2017-01-26 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	The grossest boy at Gooseberry is McBride, no question. He's in her house, surely it wouldn't be impossible for an impressionable sophomore with no taste to have a crush on him... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	ok first you are so right he is the grossest in the entire world omg second he's also big brother's roomie oh jesse what were you thinking? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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