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Tweak says, "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"

riley mae is a teflon ho (rageahol) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-26 08:43:00

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! journal, riley stamper

[Mean Girls; Kenzie, Casey, Ari, Coralee, Ursula, did I miss anyone?]

UGH.

ok, well, the good news is we made a splash last new moon because now all the buzzkills are like, "oh no last anonny post was so mean :(((((" and "let’s all be super nice to each other this time instead!!!!!"

like they don’t even know how to have fun

like they’re trying to organize ways to make it less fun and turn it into some nice little playground snuggle party

i have plenty of snuggle parties you guys. i’m not short on cutesy cuddleups.

like seriously

like

ugh

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	Mean Girls - this is a ward full of monsters princeprincess 2017-01-26 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	Who's actually getting laid enough to qualify? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls sunsoutgunsout 2017-01-26 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	me but it's cool i'm on bc its called "bein a guy" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls princeprincess 2017-01-26 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, unfair. I suppose I can just stick with girls and be in the clear, but every once in a while there's a boy cute enough to want to corrupt. Too bad you're not in the nice ward, then everyone could remind you to save it for marriage and practice nothing but the safest of sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls sunsoutgunsout 2017-01-26 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	then we play GUESS THE BABY-DADDY lol k no thx i mean safe sex is just plain fuckin smart but ""safe"" sex is fuckin boring (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls princeprincess 2017-01-26 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like you'd win that one, Case. ♥ What, you don't want to wait six months in a boring relationship to have missionary sex where you look one another in the eye and have a beautiful emotional connection? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	that image actually made me feel a lil sick (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls sunsoutgunsout 2017-01-26 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	me too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls princeprincess 2017-01-26 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, idea: speculating on the sex lives of couples. Does that cross lines? Do we care if it crosses lines? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls sunsoutgunsout 2017-01-26 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	we dont care LET'S DO IT (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	girl if that crosses lines then just tie me up over here mmk I don't wanna be in a world where I can't try and guess how much action some gross facesmushing couple is getting (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls princeprincess 2017-01-26 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	We could spread it out and also speculate on what individuals would be like in bed. There are so many singles I want to make uncomfortable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls sunsoutgunsout 2017-01-26 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	how about story time too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls princeprincess 2017-01-26 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh, yes. Absolutely. Then we can ask people who've actually been there to confirm the authenticity of our speculations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls sunsoutgunsout 2017-01-26 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	NIIICE "true or false" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Mean Girls rageahol 2017-01-26 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	ok kenz who you wanna make uncomfortable. I wanna start planning early while the sparkles and sunshine crew are still patting themselves on the back for having such a great idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mean Girls princeprincess 2017-01-26 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Let's brainstorm. You can add more as they occur to you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Mean Girls firecoral 2017-01-26 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Guess The Baby-Daddy sounds like the perfect way to make girls freak out that they put on a few extra pounds over winter break. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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