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Doctor Trixenstein ([info]lfmkarapst) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-17 13:51:00

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Entry tags:! journal, zz drop: beatrix armstrong

Oh come on, this is the worst. I just wanted to send some emails and check on my pitiful channel. This is horrible. Some of us have addictions!


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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Hm.

And could you be a vegan cannibal? Would that even be a possible thing?

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Most vegans are opposed to eating meat and animal products due to the suffering of animals. If humans consent to being eaten such as in an Endocannibalism society, would they be considered vegans in that? Sometimes vegans will allow for things such as eggs to be consumed if they are cage free and well taken care of like a backyard chicken thing.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Consensual cannibalism. I wonder what that permission slip looks like.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 09:45 pm UTC (link)
There was that German guy that advertised on the internet for a willing guy to be eaten. Apparently someone showed up and was like sure eat me!

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 09:50 pm UTC (link)
And people think that magic school is weird.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 09:51 pm UTC (link)
At least we aren't killing and eating each other, like the year in the Hunger Games when one of the tributes killed and ate the other one.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 09:55 pm UTC (link)
I mean, as a survival strategy in a murder game? Not terrible. I guess?

But as a general life accomplishment? Not really one to write home about to your parents.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 09:56 pm UTC (link)
"Hi mom! Haven't killed and eaten anyone yet! I'll let you know if I do! How's dad?

Love you!"

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 10:00 pm UTC (link)
If your dad's Hannibal Lecter, it could work out in your favor!

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Would he have eaten his children?

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Only if they had poor manners.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 10:04 pm UTC (link)
I think most kids have poor manners at one point.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Not if your dad ate one of your siblings.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Maybe he'd just take a toe the first time.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 10:10 pm UTC (link)
That's a quick and effective way to teach a lesson.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 10:10 pm UTC (link)
They can make ten mistakes until moving onto the fingers.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Seems fair when you're already living in a horror movie.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 10:42 pm UTC (link)
To be honest, I wouldn't mind being in a haunted house just the whole cutting off limbs to survive doesn't sound fun.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Haunted house is doable. Texas Chainsaw Massacre seems way less enjoyable.

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Why do people go into a house in the middle of nowhere? Also, none of these things would work in modern times, I wouldn't go into a random house in the middle of nowhere without wifi or my phone working. Just don't do it.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 10:54 pm UTC (link)
And why does everybody go at night? Why can't you go search places at noon.

I mean, I'm pretty much guaranteed to die in a horror movie. Since I can't hear people sneaking up behind me with machetes. But, c'mon, everybody else!

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 10:56 pm UTC (link)
We'd die together, all the have to do is breathe on me and I'm dead.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 11:00 pm UTC (link)
They'd throw some peanuts at you and then it's straight to the machete with me!

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[info]lfmkarapst
2017-01-17 11:01 pm UTC (link)
I'll signal you to run if peanuts start appearing.

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[info]anadem
2017-01-17 11:04 pm UTC (link)
I'd be trying to find an epi-pen and they'd get me right in the back of the head. It's a classic.

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(no subject) - [info]lfmkarapst, 2017-01-17 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anadem, 2017-01-17 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lfmkarapst, 2017-01-17 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anadem, 2017-01-17 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lfmkarapst, 2017-01-17 11:09 pm UTC

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