Tweak

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Tweak says, "I've been mad for years."

Doctor Trixenstein (lfmkarapst) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-17 13:51:00

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! journal, zz drop: beatrix armstrong

Oh come on, this is the worst. I just wanted to send some emails and check on my pitiful channel. This is horrible. Some of us have addictions!

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	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Anything about controlled explosions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think so. I'd have to check the fine print. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Sweet, let me know so I know what to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	"Hi, my name is Trixie. I'm awesome and I'm not planning on letting your daughter get eaten by a moose." is probably a decent start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I wasn't planning on involving a moose so we are good there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. We have a solid opener. Might also apply for Tess. Unless you want her to get eaten by a moose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	That would really screw up the cabin dynamics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	True. And I'd hate being an only child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder who would be Prefect if Tess died? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, if you kill her do you just absorb her Prefectyness? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Like her soul! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Could you collect them all? Become the Ultimate Prefect? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe? Would I use it for evil or good? ~~We all know I'd use it for evil, let's be real here~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Being the Ultimate Prefect might compel you to be good - or, like, Lawful Evil? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I would finally get out of my neutral alignment! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Start eating some Prefect souls! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to assume souls are vegan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	I certainly hope so. It'd be weird if my soul contained animal products. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	We are treading a line here about if humans are animals or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. And could you be a vegan cannibal? Would that even be a possible thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Most vegans are opposed to eating meat and animal products due to the suffering of animals. If humans consent to being eaten such as in an Endocannibalism society, would they be considered vegans in that? Sometimes vegans will allow for things such as eggs to be consumed if they are cage free and well taken care of like a backyard chicken thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Consensual cannibalism. I wonder what that permission slip looks like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	There was that German guy that advertised on the internet for a willing guy to be eaten. Apparently someone showed up and was like sure eat me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	And people think that magic school is weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	At least we aren't killing and eating each other, like the year in the Hunger Games when one of the tributes killed and ate the other one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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