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Tweak says, "Taurus."

Doctor Trixenstein (lfmkarapst) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-17 13:51:00

Entry tags:

! journal, zz drop: beatrix armstrong

Oh come on, this is the worst. I just wanted to send some emails and check on my pitiful channel. This is horrible. Some of us have addictions!

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	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	I want to meet these parents. Tell them I'm not going to explode you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Just don't mention the explosions at all. It's safer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Small fires? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	It is a camp school. Technically. Mom has to chill at some point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	No one has died yet. I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	And they still have nearly six months of Tess making sure I, specifically, don't die. It's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Well I ain't going to let you die either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't planning on dying in the first place! But my mom made me sign a contract that I wouldn't drown. Or get eaten by a bear. I'm pretty sure she still has it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Anything about controlled explosions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think so. I'd have to check the fine print. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Sweet, let me know so I know what to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	"Hi, my name is Trixie. I'm awesome and I'm not planning on letting your daughter get eaten by a moose." is probably a decent start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I wasn't planning on involving a moose so we are good there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. We have a solid opener. Might also apply for Tess. Unless you want her to get eaten by a moose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	That would really screw up the cabin dynamics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	True. And I'd hate being an only child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder who would be Prefect if Tess died? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, if you kill her do you just absorb her Prefectyness? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Like her soul! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Could you collect them all? Become the Ultimate Prefect? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe? Would I use it for evil or good? ~~We all know I'd use it for evil, let's be real here~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Being the Ultimate Prefect might compel you to be good - or, like, Lawful Evil? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I would finally get out of my neutral alignment! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anadem 2017-01-17 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Start eating some Prefect souls! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lfmkarapst 2017-01-17 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to assume souls are vegan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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