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Tweak says, "You want me to apologize?"

Mackenzie Prince (princeprincess) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-10 17:35:00

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Today, I will read your fortune. Consult the stars. Tell you the future.

Don't worry, I'm highly qualified.

Please write your questions below. ♥

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	qnnc 2017-01-10 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	what's my fortune? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	princeprincess 2017-01-10 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	The day after you get your Healer certification, you'll be struck by lightning and die immediately. McBride will stand over your grave and as they lower your casket, he'll toss a sausage in after you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2017-01-10 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's bleak buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut kind of cool, I'll take it. (The sausage is gross but so is Jesse.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	princeprincess 2017-01-10 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	You like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2017-01-10 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	That's funny!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	princeprincess 2017-01-10 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	♥I'm hilarious!♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-10 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	How did you get ahold of my diary? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	princeprincess 2017-01-10 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Bribery and subterfuge~ ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qnnc 2017-01-10 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Jesse stop talking about gross ~~shit~~ stuff with Kenzie and come find me bugs are so cool. Who knew? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qnnc 2017-01-10 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Jesse I'm not allowed to go back to the library :( But it's OK! :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	your & our was a key difference ijustknowit 2017-01-10 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Is the library where all the billywigs are? I've been looking all damn day. Maybe they don't like my eau de salami. Come get your smell on me. Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a very very key difference qnnc 2017-01-10 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Maggie cleaned out the library but Levi has one on a leash (I'm pretty sure that's inhumane? in-bug-ane?) but they're not THAT hard to find i've seen like SIX omgross [Jesse] It's like I'm high as fuck or like i drank a 2-4 in 5 minutes flat and nobody cares it's awesome (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-10 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	LEVI KRAMER! COME TO ME!!! [Quinn/Jesse] Get your mind out of the gutter -- think of my delicate sensibilities. But f'real, they won't sting me. I need help. I'm about to pop on a muscle tank and short shorts to increase my chances and no one wants that. Maybe we should trap some for later use? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2017-01-10 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	V A L I A N T [Quinn/Jesse] ha ha ha ok literally just believe in yourself. Or you could try to study and evade their notice, like me! Or we could just get freshie-high more often but that's not really a thing I can do anymore so yeah yeah we should I keep giggling too much to trap anything so you're on the job, Officer McBride. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2017-01-10 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	If I tried to get you as high as you're acting right now the good ol' fashion way, you would be in a coma. And I'm jealous. You're not even going to help me? You barely have any classes and you're not allowed back in the library. I NEED TO GET STUNG BEFORE SOMEONE MAKES ME BE RESPONSIBLE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2017-01-10 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	yeah I know, GET THOSE BUGS! I tried to help you but the way their helicopter hair is so funny (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2017-01-10 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	What does that meeeeeaaaaan? [...] I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE! How many does it take for a guy that weighs 600 pounds? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2017-01-10 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	You have one look at its wings. They look like helicopter hair!! Dude don't be so hard on yourself, you're 300lbs max. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ooc, again qnnc 2017-01-10 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	ftr it has come to my attention that while '2-4' (pronounced two-for or two-fer) is a canadianism it is not also universally known as a canadianism it's a case of 24 beer (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-10 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sensing a theme here (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	princeprincess 2017-01-10 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Life sucks and then you die, Park. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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