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JEFFY KEY! (magicnumber) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-27 12:52:00

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I woke up this morning and the Azurcrest campsite seemed REALLY SAD AND QUIET????? And I don't think we've ever gone this long without some kind of a PARTY up here (like even a classy dinner party or a search party or a political party or whatever) and not even the campus itself knows how to handle that.

I'm not saying I'm throwing a WILD PARTY because that's against the rules and there are only two of us here right now. but I'm saying MAYBE THE WOODS WILL THROW ONE FOR US??? FOR ALL TWO OF US?? The woods can't get detention.

Micah!! We should check the woods. Santa could've brought us a party ~~OR AN ADVENTURE THAT'S JUST AS GOOD OR BETTER THAN THAT~~ for Christmas and we just didn't know where to look.

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	adorbs 2016-12-27 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	A partyless Azurcrest makes me so so sad. And I solemnly vow to fix it as soon as I touch my foot on the ground there. Annnd please be safe in the woods if you go there :( (Reply to this) (Thread)

magicnumber
2016-12-27 05:51 pm UTC (link)

I'm crossing the days off my calendar until you guys come back and save us!! But I don't have a 2014 calendar so I hope I can keep track of that last day.

I WILL!! Do the woods seem dangerous?? I never noticed but also wouldn't it be kind of awesome if we saw something creepy and Micah caught it on camera???

But only if it's not dangerous, I don't want you to worry, don't worry about me.

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	adorbs 2016-12-27 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Draw an extra on your 2013 calendar?! OR we will just be a fun surprise! I mean, the woods aren't safe, really? So like. It'd prooobably be the best idea to stay out of them while no one else is there. Because like. What if you got lost and it's so dark w/o any moon and so cold and that would be awful, I'd worry TONS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicnumber 2016-12-27 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! But I also like surprises?? So either way, I WIN. ~~But it'd be me AND Micah which seems safer~~ Okay, okay, I won't worry you! It's your break!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adorbs 2016-12-27 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	SUCH A WIN/WIN! Maybe just go in the daytime! Bc then you for sure wouldn't get lost. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	auteur 2016-12-27 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	You don't go to Gooseberry for YEARS without learning how to Navigate The Woods!!!!! Or like a year and a half I guess???? But whatever it'll be TOTALLY COOL, I bet me and Jeffy are gonna find some cool stuff even if we stay safely on the trails. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adorbs 2016-12-27 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	I have no doubt you're an excellent trail-navigator! But like, just in case. And you're right! There's lots on the trails, I bet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qnnc 2016-12-27 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I hear the best time to party in the woods is at noon. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	auteur 2016-12-27 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	But Quinnnnn :( The only terrifying thing that comes out of the woods at noon are SQUIRRELS???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-27 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, some of those squirrels can get pretty huge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	auteur 2016-12-27 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	And if we were filming a SWEET HORROR MOVIE about giant squirrels then noon would be the PRIME TIME for that, but we are not, because who wants to see a horror movie about SQUIRRELS?????? Nobody, Quinn. They're TOO FLUFFY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-27 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Who wants to read an owl explaining how two of their favourite ~~little~~ Sophomores went into the woods in the middle of the night and got themselves trampled to death by moose? Nobody, St. Clair. (Reply to this) (Parent)

auteur
2016-12-27 11:10 pm UTC (link)

Oh man oh man I KNOW, it's so sad, like I am desperate enough to be forming the Democratic Party for a FUN AND FRIENDLY GOOSEBERRY just to get some kind of partying going on?????

But OK OK OK speaking of parties

[Jeffy]
Jeffy my friend, my buddy pal, you know what cool shit is happening soon IN THE WOODS??? Or like in the sky technically because I'm actually talking about the awesome NEW MOON but I mean the woods too because the anony writer is supposed to be in the woods... right????

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	Micah magicnumber 2016-12-28 09:09 am UTC (link)
	So what you're saying is Santa MIGHT HAVE left us a party with the anony writer in the woods??? But where??? The Grotto? Shortcut trail?? The woods has a LOT OF PLACES. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Micah/Jeffy

auteur
2016-12-28 04:12 pm UTC (link)

Grotto!!!!!!! DEFINITELY the Grotto. Everyone's always so weird about the Grotto, like it's actually the anony writer's HOUSE or whatever???? OK OK OK like I know we kiiind of promised we wouldn't, but YOU AND ME MAN, we need to go on an adventure tonight. We can bring our journals and see if it's any easier to ~~~commune with the spirits~~~

What do you say????

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	Micah/Jeffy magicnumber 2016-12-28 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man SO the Grotto, THE GROTTO'S ALWAYS BEEN SAFE ~~RIGHT~~!! Like they said DON'T GO ALONE but we won't go alone and you'll have your camera right??? THEN WE'LL ALSO HAVE THE AUDIENCE. This is a great plan dude, THIS IS THE PERFECT PLAN. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	madtess 2016-12-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
	If you think the woods can't get detention, you've never met Rafael. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	magicnumber 2016-12-28 09:11 am UTC (link)
	But now imagine trying to fit ALL OF THE WOODS in a classroom to write "I WILL NOT THROW WILD PARTIES TO CHEER UP A VERY SAD CAMPUS" on the boards and I don't think he's thinking these things through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-28 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	This is probably exactly why they did not let me become Head Boy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	madtess 2016-12-28 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	I think he could do it. (Reply to this) (Parent)