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Jesse McBride ([info]ijustknowit) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-21 01:27:00

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The Cunningham residence, 3:00 am
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret Jesse. I moved today. I'm so scared God. I've never lived anywhere but Buffalo before.

I know we haven't talked in awhile, but I swear to You that I was just about to visit. I uh... noticed it's getting pretty windy out there and I was wondering how long you're planning on keeping that up? I'm not trying to sound ungrateful or anything, but I sort of had plans that don't involve the Cunninghams.

If you could just do me this one solid and help me out with the weather, I promise I'll go to midnight mass on your birthday AND mass next Sunday too. Deal?

Thanks, Big Guy. We'll catch up soon.


P.S. - If you could put in a good word with Santa for me, I'd really appreciate it.


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[info]qnnc
2016-12-21 11:02 am UTC (link)
YOU DID NOT MOVE TO HAMILTON.

YOU WILL BE LEAVING HAMILTON.

[...] EVENTUALLY.

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-21 06:02 pm UTC (link)
SoOoOoORRYYYY! I'm startling to really like it here. I wasn't loving the air mattress at first, but once your parents kick you out, I can just move into your room. Of course, I'll have to redecorate.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-21 07:28 pm UTC (link)
[...] Yes... You would.

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Wes not realizing he's defaulted back to French already
[info]paytee
2016-12-21 11:10 am UTC (link)
Je dis toujours, prenez garde à ce que vous souhaitez.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-21 11:49 am UTC (link)
Hey wes, completely unrelated. But how do you say in your face in French?

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[info]paytee
2016-12-21 11:51 am UTC (link)
I ain't your translator.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-21 11:52 am UTC (link)
It's not being a translator if there's no French people for me to say it to. It's more like trivia.

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[info]paytee
2016-12-21 11:54 am UTC (link)
I'm on vacation from y'all, google it or something.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-21 11:58 am UTC (link)
Okay but if I google it can you confirm that what google says is how you say in your face in French?

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[info]paytee
2016-12-21 11:59 am UTC (link)

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Merry Christmas Wes, Chris loves you
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-21 12:01 pm UTC (link)

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-21 12:04 pm UTC (link)
If you're nice, I'll translate for you.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-21 12:06 pm UTC (link)
Define nice

Is inviting Levi and Ty over not nice?

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-21 12:40 pm UTC (link)
No that was very nice. You're off to a good start.

I contemplated giving you a vulgar slang version, but we'll see. Dans les dents is a slang enough to mean what you want.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-21 02:31 pm UTC (link)
It's just for a competition with Rosy, to prove who the best winner is. A vulgar slang version probably wouldn't be a bad thing.

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-21 12:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh no. I'm thinking in French Canadian already. Canadien?

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-21 01:19 pm UTC (link)
[...] Le français québécois.

[The following is crossed out superficially (for effect) and is still readable as a result.]

The linguistic osmosis isn't working as fast as we'd hoped, I'll have to recommend alternative conditioning methods in my next report...

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-21 06:07 pm UTC (link)
I recommend going Pavlovian. I respond well to food.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-21 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Why do you think Flo bought that bag of ketchup chips?

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[info]paytee
2016-12-21 02:51 pm UTC (link)
I don't know no Canadian nothin even if apparently we was there originally.

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-21 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Turns out, me neither. So what were you trying to say to me?

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[info]paytee
2016-12-21 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Be careful what you wish for.

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-24 07:35 pm UTC (link)
I didn't wish for this, but now that I'm here it's not so bad.

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