Entry tags:

! note/owl/gift, diego morales, levi kramer

I WANTED TO STAGGER THE DIEGO POSTS BUT NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT BC I GOT SIDE-TRACKED

As soon as Diego's alarm goes off, Levi is there with a party popper to blast confetti in his face. Levi's still wearing his party clothes from the night before. Has he been to sleep yet? Probably not.

"HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!" If anyone wanted to sleep in past Diego, too bad.

The day is filled with various surprise party-popper moments, until they're not surprises anymore but expected loud announcements throughout the day. Diego also gets a Birthday Crown with gems that hum the tune of "Happy Birthday" when it's put on his head.

Diego's first gift is a pair of music note suspenders, presented at breakfast:

There's no card because Levi forgot. Isn't his presence enough?? He insists that the "mf" stands for "Motherfucka"

Diego's second present is a giant snake plushie that moves and writhes on its own, presented at lunch:



Again, there's no card, but Levi makes a point to sing Happy Birthday as loudly as he can, hoping that other people join in. Some do! He finishes off his song with a declaration of how much he loves Diego.

Diego's third and fourth presents are a pair of lizard-print swim trunks and a ball python ring, presented at dinner:



After seeing that other people (read: everyone else) gave Diego cards, Levi has hastily made a shitty looking card out of folded white construction paper. The inside simply reads "BOMB ASS DICK DON'T QUIT" and has a drawing of a massive penis next to a drawing of a birthday cake with eighteen candles shoved on it. The candle flames are poorly animated and the penis is angled in a way that makes it seem like it's about to blow out the candles. Or burn itself on the flames. Whatever.

On the very back of the card, Levi has written "CANCUN!!!" in big letters and has attempted to draw Diego's new swim trunks. He used crayon so the details aren't very distinct and look more like differently colored blobs.