Tess Noble. (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} madtess) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} gooseberry, |
"I'm waiting," Tess said, awkwardly squatting down, then plopping down on her butt to sit with her knees bent. It was early, they could be here for a while, and she didn't look too confident in his skills.
"Excuse you, shit head, I am a fan-fucking-tastic lesbian. And you're a shit hetero dude," she replied, flipping him off for emphasis.
"God no, not again. I get it, you made your light saber, you're a redneck Jedi now." She shakes her head. "No, I'd rather talk about women. Why were you so weird about the formal in the journals, dude?"