Robin, Tess, and [OPEN]
"That ain't gonna help for shit if you're still a fucking midget, dude." Robin tries in vain once more, his face turning red with the strain (wait, no, it was already red), and then gives up.
"K, well, callin' that shit a bust. How 'bout if we..." He looks around him, trying to formulate a plan that could utilize his super awesome survival skills and... literally all of them required the use of his and/or Tess' feet. "How 'bout if we just hang the fuck out here and talk about girls, I don't fucking know."