Chris and Diego because why not Chris will happily rescue everyone
Chris catches Diego toward the later part of this shitshow. By now he's gotten better at sidestepping these stupid plants, but he's still carrying his Herm book in case he actually does get stuck and has to do some impromptu studying.
"Dude, what the fuck," Chris says as he walks toward Diego. He's not the greatest rescuer, he's not Cecil really the dotting type, but he has been doing a lot of kissing today, and it's just extremely difficult to remain pissy with this much kissing going on.