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darling clementine (neattrick) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-10 15:45:00

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! journal, clementine decourt

once again i have to say that its DEEPLY unjust that i grew up in a sawmill and i'm still being denied use of a simple handaxe. next year. next year is my time. i've had my eye on a specific tree since freshman year and i've been whispering threats to it every time we do this. 2014: the final showdown

EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH TEAM:

I HAVE TWO FULLY FUNCTIONAL ARMS AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH. put me in, coach

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	flyover 2016-12-10 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Careful now, what if that tree's also been preparing since your freshman year? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm ready. I wanted to give a fair fighting chance (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tightwire 2016-12-10 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	But the power of seasonal bloodlust will surely fuel your victory next year. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	i'm really concerned that people aren't taking my victory over this tree as a given (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tightwire 2016-12-10 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not doubting your abilities. The only thing they're dependent on whether or not you get an axe. But it does make for a better story if the tree puts up a fight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	if Mr Thorn doesn't let me use an axe I'm pulling it down with my bare hands (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tightwire 2016-12-10 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe all of the barbs you've been throwing at it have chipped away at its self-confidence and it's just going to collapse on its own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Don't make me feel guilty for trash talking a plant (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tightwire 2016-12-10 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	It probably deserved it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	it definitely did. it's kinda lopsided. it's not even that good of a christmas tree (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tightwire 2016-12-10 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Then you're really just doing a community service to the whole school. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	misssperfect 2016-12-10 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like posts like these are exactly what denies you use of a handaxe. That being said, I'm totally on board with your victory next year. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	I will grant everyone that there are certain privileges that i should probably NOT be given, but i swear to GOD i know how to use a handaxe Thanks Vee ❤ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misssperfect 2016-12-10 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Using one and using one responsibly are very different, my darling. I've already started making signs and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Why does everyone automatically assume something bad would happen if i had an axe. This is so unfair. I'm being slandered (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misssperfect 2016-12-10 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	I mean. I'm not slandering. I'm being honest. And still supporting your site victory next year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Now it's a matter of pride. I'm cutting that tree down and NOBODY is losing a finger in the process (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	We're gonna pretend I didn't write site instead of sure misssperfect 2016-12-10 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU (Reply to this) (Parent)

Sorry, Ebonhide Quidditch.

challenge
2016-12-10 08:04 pm UTC (link)

As long as I get proof, you and Wilde can participate.
In the future I want you and everyone else here to be aware of how the risks you take off the field affect your performance on it. It's not gonna help us win the cup to have people in detention and wounded all year because they thought the latest stupid plan sounded kind of fun.
That's the only lecture. I wanted to get it out of the way so we get to practice for the full time tomorrow.

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	Ebonhide Quidditch. neattrick 2016-12-10 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you o benevolent captain Leo Joke's on you though cause I was totally ready to eat it and grovel all winter (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch. challenge 2016-12-10 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	I don't need grovelling all winter. I need a team who isn't distracted and will win games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch. neattrick 2016-12-10 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not distracted! It's winter's fault! i go stir crazy with all this weather and lack of proper sports (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch. challenge 2016-12-10 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Find an indoor hobby. Or get awesome at hockey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch. neattrick 2016-12-10 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	i did! I've been learning to knit and I'm awesome at everything. Do you want a hat for Christmas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch. challenge 2016-12-10 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Always room for improvement. And sure. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch. neattrick 2016-12-10 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	i fully expect it to be worn (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ebonhide Quidditch casperkim 2016-12-11 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Save the lectures for the people that need them, Fiori. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch neattrick 2016-12-11 05:38 am UTC (link)
	we all know he just said everyone else so i wouldn't feel attacked (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch casperkim 2016-12-11 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Well. I already got pulled into this nonsense once as a prefect; I don't need to get pulled into it again. And, if Fiori's too kind to say it, I'm not: what you and Wilde did the other day was fucking stupid. Congratulations on keeping your skulls intact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch neattrick 2016-12-11 05:57 am UTC (link)
	If I could do it all over again i would perhaps not have gone down the second time (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ebonhide Quidditch casperkim 2016-12-11 06:00 am UTC (link)
	You don't say. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ebonhide Quidditch challenge 2016-12-11 10:30 am UTC (link)
	I don't want there to be any confusion on expectations for the future. In case anyone else had grand plans to sled or whatever. If you don't need the reminder, good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cmdrchloe 2016-12-10 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	In a game I play a lot if you cut down too many trees sometimes a tree monster comes to life and tries to kill you. I hope yours isn't secretly a monster. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	that sounds AWESOME (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmdrchloe 2016-12-10 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	~~Really?~~ It is! I figured out though that if you run ahead of it and hurry and plant a bunch of seeds, you can appease it and it goes back to sleep. So keep that in mind! :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-10 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	bring seeds! run fast! got it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cmdrchloe 2016-12-11 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Can't hurt! And anyway, planting a seed after you cut it down is kind of a nice thing anyway. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Clem casperkim 2016-12-11 05:38 am UTC (link)
	So. Morning run back on, then? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Clem/Casper neattrick 2016-12-11 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Please. Not even the snowy weather will stop me! But if I fall on ice and break my leg while we're jogging you gotta vouch for me that I wasn't doing anything dumb (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clem/Casper casperkim 2016-12-11 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Bring your trail shoes; you'll be fine. But, yeah, if you fall I'll make sure you don't get another lecture. If Fiori wants a team with any endurance, he can't give us shit for this. (Reply to this) (Parent)