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nananananananana BATQUINNNN 🏏 (qnnc) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-06 23:44:00

(a post fuelled entirely by inner monologues.)
[Warded Private]

Hey there, Gooseberry!

I just want to let you all know that I'm really sorry about Azurcrest's little sledding "incident" this afternoon. You know how those crazy kids can be — leave them alone for five minutes and they'll set the house on fire! Am I right or what? Ha ha ha!

You know, I just feel awful about everything. I can't believe we let three dozen students risk life and limb in the name of 'fun!' Even though it happens every year! And nobody's ever died! And we're in the middle of the fucking woods! It's not like we can go see a movie or catch the latest game! We can only run in circles around camp for so long before we go nuts, you dumbasses.

And yes, I had a responsibility to keep them from breaking rules that were put in place to keep them safe. Rules to prevent students from breaking their noses, fibulae, collarbones, or legs. Oh, and wrists! Ha ha, silly me. How could I forget their wrists. And sure, instead of breaking it up early instead I got caught up in the moment and did something that just helped them sled more, which probably got some of them even more injured than they would have been if they'd given up earlier. And you're totally right, it was arrogant of me to presume that maybe some first aid would make it a less lethal event! Especially when I'm neither an actual adult, nor a licensed Healer, not someone with official MACUSA-approved training at all! Yes, I could have made things a whole lot worse! Thank you so much for pointing that out. I'm so grateful that you've shown me the way.

It's just been such a big day for all of us to grow, and I really feel like we've grown together, right? So close. So goddamn close. Thanks so much for letting me grow along with you.

With nothing but the warmest fucking regards,
Quinn Agnes Cunningham

[Warded to Prefects]

Who's got bluejays and ~~fucked~~ screwed up royally? This guy. Also McBride. I'd love it if we could just shift allll the blame onto McBride, that'd be real swell, thanks.

~~I'm sorry~~

[Warded Private, Again]

I'm too good at fucking up this year. A reprimand? Detention? Letter home? I've got to start my training applications in a fucking month and I went off and got involved in this stupid shit like some fucking moron. It's going to look fucking awful on my record and if I did something wrong I could have really hurt somebody which is just super peachy because I'm not a goddamn Healer yet and frankly maybe I just shouldn't try and fuck

[Warded to Rafael]

I'm pretty sure I didn't act like this much of ~~a dumbass~~ an idiot ~~when we were toge~~ in our other years. I'm assuming you kept me in line somehow (Magic? Brainwashing? Bribery?) and I'd really appreciate a few pointers before I get bored and found the black market that gets me expelled. Please.

[/ Wards]

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IT HAS BEEN
2 0 DAYS
SINCE THE LAST
INJURY OUTBREAK
[Added with the scribbles:]

~~Stay in school~~
~~Don't do drugs, kids~~
~~Call your grandparents~~
~~Volunteer in your community~~
~~Take responsibility for your actions~~
~~Don't make light of serious situations~~
Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourself around and that's what it's all about, hey!

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	thingamabobbs 2016-12-06 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I can't believe we got to 2. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-06 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's a new record. I think we should get streamers and transfigure our Prefect badges into little twos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thingamabobbs 2016-12-06 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Next semester we can try for the "fewest bones broken in a sixth month period" achievement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-06 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa, whoa, slow it down there, Tesla. That's pretty ambitious. Maybe scale it back a bit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-07 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes I like to imagine life in Ribbonfin or Ebonhide. And then my fantasy life dies of boredom, but until it does, the peace and quiet is pretty relaxing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prefects paladins 2016-12-07 12:05 am UTC (link)
	The last part isn't. Also, as seniors, we're supposed to be role models to the junior and sophomore prefects. Is it really too much to ask that we don't sound like we're making light of all this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Prefects thingamabobbs 2016-12-07 12:11 am UTC (link)
	I understand how serious the situation is, I promise. I'll talk to Katya, Ree & Zach and we'll make sure it doesn't happen again next year. Right, guys? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Rafael firstposition 2016-12-07 12:19 am UTC (link)
	[...] There are some things where compromise doesn't work. And some times when it does. There have been several times this year where your approach would have worked, and mine did not, and it blew up in my face. This is not an "I told you so". ~~I think we balanced eachot~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)