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robin youngblood is the final boss ([info]hanshotfirst) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-01 14:44:00

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Entry tags:! journal, robin youngblood

[Chris]

YOU TRYNA START A FUCKING FIGHT CLUB W/O ME AINT YOU ASSHOLE

[Tess]
PARKS TRYNA START A FIGHT CLUB W/O US LETS START 1 W/O HIM

Whatever man my platypatronus'll still kick all yalls asses bc its got hidden ankle stabbers

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Robin
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 06:16 pm UTC (link)
What the fuck are you talking about

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Robin/Chris
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
Why the fuck else would you show up w/ a fucked up face WHO THE FUCK YOU FIGHTING IM RIGHT HERE

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Re: Robin/Chris
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Fucking foreplay, Robin. It's fucking foreplay. You still want in on that fight club?

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Robin/Chris
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Man fuck you why you gotta ruin fighting w/ that shit, punching people in the face's supposta be pure

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Re: Robin/Chris (I'm sorry Rosy)
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 06:38 pm UTC (link)
What's more pure than boners?

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Robin/Chris
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Like every fucking thing that aint that pretty much you need jesus

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Re: Robin/Chris
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Jesus is a conspiracy

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Robin/Chris
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 07:10 pm UTC (link)
I mean yeah that shits obvious but whos gonna save your soul

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Re: Robin/Chris
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Don't need it

Souls are a conspiracy too

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Robin/Chris
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 07:17 pm UTC (link)
& yet somehow yours is still in trouble

thats a fucking skill dude

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Re: Robin/Chris
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Hey. Thanks man

I need all the skills I can get

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[info]irissh
2016-12-01 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Fun random fact that I read on the internet once: apparently platypi are actually venomous and can cripple people for months.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Fuck yeah they probably can they been fucking weaponized

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[info]irissh
2016-12-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
You've just got to make sure you aim the ankle stabbers right!

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 10:04 pm UTC (link)
the patronypus is a rogue & the stabbers're its daggers. it draws you in with its goofy fucking beak, gets up close & personal, then BOOM TEMP-PARALYSISS WORKS EVERY TIME SHOULDNTA UNDERESTIMATED THE PATRONYPUS.

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[info]irissh
2016-12-02 09:26 am UTC (link)
I'm 80-90% sure you can train your patronus anyway so maybe you can train yours to run at things ankle stabbers first, however that would work.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-03 12:18 am UTC (link)
oh shit man this patronypus is gonna be fucking swole

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[info]lfmkarapst
2016-12-02 01:32 am UTC (link)
PUFFER FISH!

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-02 11:40 pm UTC (link)
ok so its a good thing you aint a animagus bc what would you do after you transform

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[info]lfmkarapst
2016-12-02 11:42 pm UTC (link)
I'd have to carry a water bowl with me.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-02 11:50 pm UTC (link)
then you could just chill & if anyone was coming by to ask you to do something they would just be like "oh ok shes not here its just her pet pufferfish"

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[info]lfmkarapst
2016-12-02 11:51 pm UTC (link)
I could do so much evil. Imagine going into fish form, getting added to the tank of someone that had something I wanted. Wait for dark.

BAM. Fish ninja.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-02 11:52 pm UTC (link)
TROJAN FUCKING FISH

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[info]lfmkarapst
2016-12-02 11:52 pm UTC (link)
THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME!!

FAT. LITTLE. FAT. LITTLE. FAT. LITTLE.

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]madtess
2016-12-02 11:44 pm UTC (link)
1. Where did he say this?

2. Sure, okay.

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-02 11:46 pm UTC (link)
motherfucker comin back to the cabin other night w/ a fuckin black eye & refusing to talk about it

classic fight club

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]madtess
2016-12-02 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Shit, did you see all the people on anon post that got off to punching him and shit? What the fuck. He probably just got boned.

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-02 11:51 pm UTC (link)
fuck him dont ruin violence its all i got

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]madtess
2016-12-02 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Blood, I will punch the shit out of you sexual-feelings-free whenever you want.

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-02 11:53 pm UTC (link)
see girl this is why im gonna marry you

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]madtess
2016-12-02 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Sure, why not. I'll still be single when I'm 45 anyway.

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-03 12:20 am UTC (link)
& i showed you those pics from the 1800s that proved we turned into time travelers together right?

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NOBLEBLOOD
[info]madtess
2016-12-03 12:54 am UTC (link)
YES you have showed me and the "Tess" one is 100% a 12 year old boy, not a cross dressing woman.

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[info]tinyrebel
2016-12-03 03:24 am UTC (link)
'Course it'd be one of those shits.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-06 09:35 pm UTC (link)
fuck those fucking shits right they aint even real

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[info]tinyrebel
2016-12-07 02:06 am UTC (link)
Neither is a fucking patronus.

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