roxie barringer doesn't turn on the red light (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tightwire) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} goose_ooc, |
He needs to be handed poorly put-together packages so that his impulse-control can wither and die, allowing him to give into the BURNING NEED to put love-sized bows and coordinated wrapping paper onto shit.