Do you not work in an office? I have never had to buy sticky labels since my working life began.... *is completely not a thief*
And although not my favourite thing in the world I will wear an Eskimo name tag on my day clothes :) Are you putting the names on it too? As I would very much like mine to look like a child wrote it - with backwards letters and everything (I can do it in word and email it to you if you like).
Glad to see your drink budget is not affected (apparently no-one minds if you have no food or need to walk everywhere) :P