I'll be glad to teach anything I know to anyone who wants to learn.
Also--we have cows. Modern dairy cows, as far as I can tell. Which means they need to be milked twice a day. I've been doing it so far (poor creatures get very uncomfortable if it doesn't happen regularly), but some help in that regard would be nice.
So...anyone who knows anything about milking, or is willing to learn, let me know.