Heeeeeey kids! It's Jewels satan and I probably know most of you, if not all of you. We'll see. Anyway I'm 34 and I currently work at a casino because my psychology degree is totally useless. Sigh. Most recently I have a really bad addiction to youtube videos of kids getting surprised to going to Disney World. I can't stop watching, even though I'm kind not a kid person.
Onto my kids!
Darcy Lewis getstheircoffee (MCU). She's from both Thor movies. Basically she's Jane assistant. Total badass with a taser and up for kicking Loki in the nuts when he needs it. She will keep him in line, don't even worry about it.
Joan Watson womanwithastory (Elementary). The best Watson (sorry not sorry) who basically keeps Sherlock in line. She's her own detective, solves her own cases and is a total badass. Seriously she's the best. Someone should play Sherlock. Wink wink.
Helena lightinyou (Orphan Black). The crazy killer clone, trying to reform. She's pregnant and trying not to kill people but sometimes they need it? She will do anything to protect the people that she loves. Anything. Don't mess with her. More clones needed.
Vanessa Ives madeusbrutal (Penny Dreadful). She and her rag tag family of weirdos pretty much try to keep her from being possessed by the Devil. For some reason he wants her as her bride. And she helps get rid of Dracula. Was best friends with Mina Murray-Harker. She's a medium, reading tarot and doing her own bit of magic. Needs other cast mates as well.
Sun Bak intomyfist (Sense8). A new Netflix show that everyone should watch. She's an expert martial artist, currently in jail for something she didn't do. Oh and she's connected to seven other people and can share emotions, knowledge, skills and memories. There's more in her journal because it's kind of complicated. Everyone should read it.
So in conclusion, most of mine could use more castmates and things if anyone wanted to pick up a zillion more characters. You know how that goes. They are all here for whatever shenanigans you want them to get into.