Well she could certainly say that she'd never seen a bucket that intricate before. He did have some taste as far as patterns went, not that she was going to fluff his ego by saying so.
"Ooh maybe it will. You could sell it on ebay. Make a bunch of money." Though with or without the puke, it was hard to say what people would buy these days. Of course if he started puking, then she would too since she was one of those sympathetic pukers.
They could remain civil. At least until someone from SHIELD tried to black bag him or something.
Darcy smiled back at him. "Actually it's not.. but it's not quite noticeable until I stand up. The table blocks most of the deformity." Though maybe he did think her face was particularly gruesome. How the hell would she know?