Itty bitty bit vain. Right. And the Pope was just a tiny bit homophobic.
He could ask her, though she might not give an honest answer. No she didn't have a death wish, but she did know that if he tried to kill her that her death would be avenged. She had Bruce Banner's number in her phone. There was a small part of her that thought that she could change his mind by being cute and snarky. After all she wasn't going to ever come right out and do something awful to him. Just chat. Snark.
The only reason he would have to kill her would be to piss off Thor or Jane or whatever and she could deal with that. Especially when they weren't here.
"Oh hey look at that. You're own come and go bucket. Sounds good. Keep it with you." Darcy had only barely looked over the menu. Long enough to make sure that the place had waffles and that they looked good.
When the waitress came over, she ordered two waffles, bacon and then coffee. "If you want something else to drink, say your peace now.." Maybe she should have gotten some hash browns or orange juice too.