The suit thing actually surprised her, not that she was going to let it show on her face. She expected the guy with all the bells and whistles that she'd seen pictures of. He was still way dressed up for a diner, and way dressed up as compared to her but whatever. People were totally going to assume that these two weirdos had come here for their first date instead of somewhere nice. That's what it looked like. Sigh.
Darcy gazed up and then gestured for him to sit down. First he calls her lady and then insults her. Nice. She supposed that she should have been expecting that. She had been expecting the insults. She didn't seem to mind that he was looking down at her and making a face. If she were a lesser person, she would comment about his face sticking that way.
"I forgot the bucket, so if you're going to barf, might want to try going to the bathroom or waiting for the waitress." That would be amusing, even if it meant that she was going to get kicked out. "And if you don't eat your waffles, I will eat them. If there's no throw up on them."