IM: Jeff, Nick
Date: Spring Break 2011 Characters: Jeff Fairburn, Nick Ortega Location: Jeff's home (in Anaheim CA) and Nick's Aunt Marta's (in OH) Summary: Back Story and Pre-Slash. An IM chat between the boys leads to a crazy week on the West Coast.
IM - Nick (JengaLovinPip)
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PipJeffLikeA36: Rise and shine, muffin. Nick: It's 1 o clock... Jeff: Rightttt Nick: Anyway... Sup? Jeff: Me. *yawn* Nick: Wow. Jeff: I know it's a miracle. Maybe I should go back to bed. Nick: You're already awake. Why undo that? Jeff: I was having a nice dream. Nick: About? Jeff: I don't remember. There was a funnel cake Nick: Food. Shocker. I miss funnel cake. I should go to Cedar Point this summer. Jeff: Have fun without me. q.q Nick: Aren't you doing summer school? Jeff: Yessss.... and now I am wondering WHY Nick: We can go on a weekend you know. Jeff: >_>;; TO THE WARBLER MOBILE! Nick: Warbler Mobile? What? Jeff: We should have one. A Warbler-Mobile- like the bat mobile, only blasting Katy Perry and stocked with cup holders for all the lattes. Nick: How about we just use my aunt's other car? Jeff: Can we still call it the warbler mobile? And stock it with lattes? Nick: If we have a Warbler Mobile with lattes and no Medium Drip, Blaine'll have a cow. Jeff: If Blaine kills anymore of my brain cells with girly music, I'm going to have a cow. A little Golden Cow. Nick: I don't want to hear it. You'd already left when he was answering Kurt's texts humming Peacock. Don't. Want. To Hear. It. Jeff: omg... lol...brb loling 4eva Nick:K, I need to get food anyway. So it'll be like ten minutes. Jeff: k Nick: I'm back. Jeff: wb. did you bring me something? Nick: Jeff... do I need to explain how the internet works again? Jeff: ... guess what's on TV? Nick: What? Jeff: Hint- it has talking animals. Nick: So does a lot of things... Jeff: talking sled dogs Nick: Shit, I forget the title... I know what you're talking about though. Jeff: ... I want to race the...uhhh... Ididorod? Fuck it. I can't spell. Nick: Iditarod. And good luck? Jeff: You're so smart. *pets* Yes. It's destiny. This is my new goal in life. I wonder if they have college classes for sled dog racing? Nick: I doubt it. Jeff: Great- when I win the Iditarod I'll come back and become an Iditarod-ology professor. But I'd be like Indiana Jones. I'd teach half the time and battle nazis the other half Nick: What? That's. I... What? Jeff: it's genius. I know Nick: Is that what they're calling it these days? Jeff: You could be my sidekick. :D Nick: We need to have a party... Jeff: Oh wait what? Did you say party??? You have my attention... Nick: I dunno. Jeff: Tease. Nick: You love it. Jeff: Yes. I wonder why? Nick: Haven't a clue... Jeff: Scooby Doo... It rhymes. We should write a song. Nick: I am not the most lyrical person in the world... I would be horrible at songwriting. Jeff: haven't a clue, scooby doo, you can't write songs, at least you can sing, but what can ya sing if you ain't got a song? Guess I'll write one for you, it's all I can do.
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I need my guitar
and a scooby snack Nick: Did you have sugar? Jeff: I had starbucks for breakfast Nick: Caffeine. Wondered why you seemed so hyper. Jeff:... this is any different than normal? Nick: Maybe a little more hyper than usual. Not much though... Jeff: It's cause I'm all pent up at home. My sister's off with college friends. Mom's in ...er... Rio I think. Dad's working. My friends are in school (they have a different spring break than us, balls). I think next year I'm just staying at Dalton. Nick: Aww, sorry to hear that, and yay! I'm staying with Aunt Marta over Summer and Spring breaks from now on. Christmas, I'll still go home. Jeff: Will your Aunt Marta let me kidnap you. I could probably get you a plain ticket. I'd take you to Disneyland (it's like... 15 mins from here, no shit). I'll buy ou a funnel cake and we can eat it in that big pink castle. IDEK. They have a Star Wars ride. What more could you want? O_O I'm only half kidding... Nick: ....I'd be up for it. Let me ask, hold on. Jeff: OMG REALLY?
OH WE COULD GO TO AN ANGELS GAME TOO. I think they started playing... I have no idea. I don't follow baseball. I just like the Angels cause, ya know, home team.
I don't even know
can you tell how bored I've been?
THE BOREDOM ALMOST KILLED ME.
...it's the cancer of fun. Nick: Okay, I leave the room for a minute and you go insane. She said as long as I behave and the ticket isn't coming out of her pocket, I can go. So, I'll buy the round trip ticket if you pay for what we do. I'll buy my own souvenirs and whatnot but yeah... Jeff: OH GOD-- I love it when my random plans come to fruition.
I love it when you cator to my insanity.
I think I love you <36 Nick:Cater and your insanity keeps me sane. And don't say that... <36 Jeff: Hmm...
so when can I kidnap you? Nick: ASAP Jeff: This sucks. It's like Christmas.. Ya know like when you can't sleep cause of santa and presents and cookies. Except it's Nick, and Lolz, and funnel cake. which is better Nick: I think you're more excited than I am. and I've never been to Disney so I am frickin stoked. Jeff: You poor depraved child. We are fixing this. We're getting you a little autograph book and you can hug Jasmine (she has nice jugs... if that does nothing for you, than that answers that question right?) Jeff: q_q hurry up and buy your tickets so that I can idiot about in peace. Nick: Just a minute, jeez. Jeff:.........Did you buy them yet? Nick: Patience. Jeff: I have none. *Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke pokePoke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke pokePoke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke..... poke* Nick: *facepalm* I bought the damn tickets. I leave tonight at 8, my time.
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(OOC: Would anyone, namely Blaine or Kurt want in on this? Would they be ABLE to spring an impromptu trip to Cali? Maybe if they drove? I know Nick can pull it off cause he and Jeff are from money-bag families. Just a thought! It would give us something to RP!)