Kurt gave Mercedes a grin, ignoring the other two for now. "I know baby," he said, running a hand down her arm, and linking their fingers. Then he turned back to the rest of the group, who had slowly been trickling in. Each and every one looked confused, bless their little hearts. The only two missing were Finn and Rachel. Quell surprise.
"Okay, listen up," he said, moving to the center of the room. "We've all been duped into meeting here, when we should be out enjoying the summer sun." What there was of it in Lima, Ohio anyway. "Instead, we've been lied to and played with, had our deepest desires used as bait." And he was starting to edge into Rachel-esque speeches.
"And that's just not going to work for me," he said, flipping his hair off his forehead. "And so, I propose we come to an agreement of our own, before Rachel comes with her color coded schedules. And you know she'll have color-coded schedules. Questions?"