Posted by dave on 5 November, 2004 - 10:06pm

 

Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Since they are all so concerned about the "Homosexual Agenda," I thought it might be helpful to have a copy so I asked a friend of mine who recently obtained a hard copy of it if he would send it to me.

He did, and now I am sharing it with all of you. I certainly hope it will assist you so that you will be prepared...

The Homosexual Agenda:
  • 6:00 AM Gym
  • 8:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
  • 9:00 AM Hair appointment
  • 10:00 AM Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom's, Neimans or Saks)
  • 12:00 PM Brunch
  • 2:00 PM
    1. Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government;
    2. Destroy all healthy marriages;
    3. Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
    4. Bulldoze all houses of worship;
    5. Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media;
    6. Be fabulous
  • 2:45 PM Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
  • 4:00 PM Cocktails
  • 6:00 PM Light dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and Pouilly Fuisse)
  • 8:00 PM Theatre
  • 10:30 PM "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"

I hope this helps clear the air about this issue.