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[27 Jan 2014|03:51pm] |
Witch Weekly Gossip!
In the wake of the tragic attempted assassination of King Ernest of Scotland, many questions have arisen, but the most interesting one is what is going on with the king and Princess Gabrielle. We know she was his escort for the coronation, but dear readers, I am here to tell you that it is so much more! It seems that the king is so smitten, he interrupted talks between France and Britain on a possible engagement to get Princess Gabby, as she is known to her friends, back to Scotland. Could it be true love? Or is Princess Gabby just caught in the middle of a revenge scheme by the king? Also, has her family disowned her? It seems she is not trustworthy enough to care for Princess Chloe.
In Ireland, it is rumored that Princess Morrigan has been a bitter little pill to both the Portuguese envoy and her wedding planners in response to fits of jealousy about her brother’s upcoming nuptuals to Lady Pansy Parkinson. Seems she has become insanely jealous of her future sister-in-law, and refuses to even grant time for her wedding planners until she is promised her wedding budget is twice that of Lady Pansy’s rumored 1 million galleon budget.
Of course, Prince Jon, the only Irish royal who seems to care about his people, is rumored to be single again. Ladies, it’s time to snag what is arguably the most handsome of the Irish princes.
We hear Prince Marcus is in deep mourning for his mistress and true love who died tragically during the assassination attempt. In fact, he is so distraught, we hear that he wants to call off his wedding, blaming Scotland for killing his one true love.
In England, people have been speculating just why Prince Harry has not married or even had a girlfriend. It seems that the questions are answered – he fancies blokes! In fact, we can exclusively confirm sources say the identity of his longtime lover is Irish exiled Seamus Finnigan.
And finally, I saved the best for last. It seems that Prince Viktor and Princess Fleur have been engaged in a very long, but undercover romance. Is he Chloe’s real father? We think so.
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