Dear Hula Hoop god,

Thank you for my husband on this day, our 15th wedding anniversary. Please continue to give him good health and well defined abs, because I adore him and there is no one on this earth I rather be married to than him.

Much love ttyl,
Penny Sullivan

It would be just like me to not only get the flu months before flu season starts but also only a month into the beginning of the school year.

Everyone behave yourselves tomorrow.


( Sully )

Okay, bitches, here's the deal. I need to lose three pounds in six days. Put those nasty, skanky heads together and figure something out IMMEDIATELY. I am so tired of being 94 pounds like you will not believe. I mean, it's like ridiculous.

Also? Whoever said that blonds had more fun was a LIAR. gtfoplzkthnxbye

In other, more important me news, I'm pretty sure I'm going to win a Pulitzer, because well, I'm me. Duh. Fabulous writer of like ever. Be on the look out for that. You're gonna love it.

And finally, I think I'm gonna run for President. Cause like I think it'll be fun!

Ciao bitches.

We're never too old for another round of...

( My husband is hotter than yours ;) )

Mid-life crisis much?





Suddenly, I don't feel bad about that Michael Kors purse I bought. ;)

"Daddy! We're ready for summer!"

( How could anyone possibly say no? )

Is it summer vacation yet? It's getting hotter by the day, and I would really like to sit out on the beach for a little while. I'm pastier than usual. Or maybe it's just a lazy, rainy Sunday afternoon, and I'm making grilled chicken and veggies for dinner. Longing for some sun isn't asking for much, is it?

Hope everyone had a good weekend. :)