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Look to your left, now back at me. You're riding the cool waves of sunset pleasure next to a sandy smooth beach. Now close your eyes. Now look back at me.

I'm wearing no underwear. Challenge ACCEPTED.

stfu So I know I posted something yesterday, but idgaf. Today is my boy's birthday, and I'm going to say something about it GOSH DARNIT! So here goes...

Han. Your father and I are so proud of the young man that you're becoming. We often take you for granted and probably treat you more like an adult than an actual kid. My bad. You're just so mature sometimes that it's hard to remember you're still just a kid. You help us out so much with your siblings, and it's a real blessing, let me tell you. It is an absolute pleasure to call you my son, because you really are unique and one of the best sons a father could ask for.

Happy Birthday, kiddo.
Love,
Papa & Daddy

Hello, DC. Hello, Walgreens with the pretty collection of cold medicines. Hello, yogurt of awesomeness. Hello to my best friend, love of my life and father of my children. Hello to the sleep I haven't gotten since the last time I saw you.

Hello perfection.

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Anyone want anything in particular from DC? Keepsakes, t-shirts, shorts in the form of the American flag? Speak now before I get you some generic thing that you'll either throw at my face or use as a paperweight.

Neil, the kids have something really important they want to say to you via digital online letter magnets.







Might have been my idea to send you a message. They totally did all that themselves though.