Who the fuck called me so early this morning? Better not have been you Anastasia or whatever the fuck your name is today. Or have you forgotten what my mood is when you wake me from my sleep? I know that stupidity runs in your family cause look at your brother flapping around all over the place with the freak boy. Then, I'm one to talk with my idiot sister and brother.

Speaking of, no Josie, I'm not gonna go to church today either. And I swear if you ask me again next Sunday, you're gonna take a vow of silence all right. I'll make sure of that.

I need a fucking drink.

A group of people stopped me on the street to ask me for directions today. I made them drive around the city four times before getting to their destination. Hope it wasn't anything too important.







Loki'd. :)

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Look to your left, now back at me. You're riding the cool waves of sunset pleasure next to a sandy smooth beach. Now close your eyes. Now look back at me.

I'm wearing no underwear. Challenge ACCEPTED.

You know, when you go into paleontology, you think it’s going to be all fun and games and Jurassic Park-ish and all that. But it’s NOT! It’s not fun at all. I don’t even know why I’m still doing this crap. Everyone here at the Smithsonian swears they know so much.

Okay, so maybe I’m a complete klutz and I dropped a stupid stega spike. The thing weighs like 30lbs! What am I, Planet of the Apes here? I’m so sick of it. It’s cause I’m from California, and people from around here think they’re better than everyone. I know it.

I knew this was a bad idea coming here. I rue the day I ever listened to mom. Now I’m stuck until I can find something better. This sucks!

Attention everyone! Attention!

I've baked cookies! I have chocolate chip, pecan, oatmeal, raisin and sugar cookies. I've also got a great big batch of my famous Janey brownies! And of course, there's lots of milk to go around. Who says we can't celebrate the end of summer vacation and the beginning of school? Personally, I can't wait to get back into the classroom to see all you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed youngsters.

Toodles! And may the odds be ever in your favor!

Happy mother fucking Labor Day.

In honor of this corporate bullshit holiday, everything's half price. Guess I'm feeling generous today. So hurry up before I change my mind.

Boredom~! I did too much yesterday so I don't want to do nothing. So I'll update. Bubby took me out for a mocha frappe and then to The Face Shop to see the Innisfree display they put up. I look amazing, right?

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Next week I have a shoot for some electronic something. It's either another tv or a stereo thing. Or is it the diet yogurt endorsement again? Bubby, help? I can't remember, he remembers that stuff for me. Poo. I bet they're going to put me in knee-high boots and shorts so short they might as well keep it pantsless. At least the yogurt people let me keep the dress. What was there their name again? I bet Bub thinks I call him that because I can't remember anything. I know it, but Bubby should kinda like his nickname by now, except when he's annoyed with me. Then he makes this flat look until I pout just so to make it all better. That happens all the time, but somehow he still loves me. Who is Bubby? He's my buddy, baby, and lovey, all rolled into one handsome guy. He's really hot. One day my Bubby will be my Hubby, but planning weddings is like a job neither of us want to do. Can't we just show up to the church one day and everything already be perfect? I think the planner hates me, I've changed my dresses so many times. I don't see why it matters, he's getting paid by the hour anyway. I can't stand him, he's so pushy. At this point I think Bub will get his way and we can fly off to Vegas one night and then have the mega wedding later. Daddy's paying for it, so I think we don't have any choice but to have one.

I have voice and movement on Monday, sigh. I'd rather just stay home and fight Alduin, Bub learned how to exploit one of the Daedric Items to max out all of my dark elf's skills to 100. Running around Skyrim is so much fun now!