Alfredo, darling!

( Only the most adorable puppy EVER )

Can we adopt him, please? He isn't just like the most adorable thing that you've ever seen? Though we would probably need two so he won't be all lonely if we both happen to be out to get groceries or something of the sort. Isn't he just PREC though?

( And a friend! )

Just think of the little outfits we could get for them and it's getting closer to Halloween so they can even match!

Think about it?

Spent the last hour replying to someone who accidentally texted my phone convincing them they had reached the God Apollo.

Including replying every time in perfect rhyme.