"Yeah, well, I wouldn't have." He would've been shocked off his ass, but that had happened anyway. It would've been considerably better to have found out from Mao instead of stumbling upon it himself. "I'd be kind of a dick of a best friend if I did."
He scratched the back of his neck as Mao explained Katie's femininity had been the attraction. "Yeah, well, next time you have an epic secret man crush tell a girl who isn't my sister, okay?"