Who: Annie and Alfie When: Saturday night Where: Home What: AIM! wasurenaikara182@gmail.com(9:40:38 PM): Ewww (9:40:38 PM): lol somethingrogue (9:40:51 PM): What's ew about that? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:41:01 PM): You're like Superman...except not hot. (9:41:04 PM): And my brother. somethingrogue (9:41:23 PM): What's a superman? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:41:36 PM): You've never read Superman before? 0.o somethingrogue (9:42:05 PM): Are those the things dad keeps locked up in his desk cabinet? >_> wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:42:23 PM): No. That's his porn collection (kidding!) somethingrogue (9:42:34 PM): ......... EW ANNIE (9:42:35 PM): XD wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:42:46 PM): Would you be surprised, though? XD somethingrogue (9:43:11 PM): I'd be trying to keep from throwing up. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:43:38 PM): I know, but would it surprise you? It's not like they have time for...*vomits* Too much awkwardness. somethingrogue (9:46:18 PM): *facepalms and wonders if he hits his head hard enough will it make him forget all those icky thoughts* wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:46:37 PM): No. Your head would just explode. somethingrogue(9:47:03 PM): Better than thinking about dad and porn. XP wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:47:06 PM): *grumblegrumblegrumbleboysaresostupidgrumble* *grumblewhycantrobinbestraightandinlovewithmegrumble* somethingrogue (9:47:28 PM): o.O are you on your period again or something? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:48:01 PM): I may be crushing on my gay bff NO! That's disgusting! I'll tell you when I'm on it just to freak you out ;-) jk somethingrogue (9:50:32 PM): It doesn't freak me out. Just as long as you take out the trash after you shower. That's gross. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:50:43 PM): ... somethingrogue (9:50:56 PM): What? It's true. somethingrogue (9:52:28 PM): Okaaaaay. *shakes his head* Girls. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:52:35 PM): Girls what? somethingrogue (9:52:51 PM): I'll never understand them. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:53:05 PM): And that's why you're going to die a virgin :-P somethingrogue (9:53:36 PM): Yeah whatever. *doesn't care about that now, only video games, nod* wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:53:56 PM): You'll care five years from now when Lexie and I are married and you still can't get a girlfriend! XD somethingrogue (9:54:38 PM): Oh so does that mean you'll be out of my hair? Great! wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:54:48 PM): You're so hurtful! *cries* somethingrogue (9:55:02 PM): You really are on your period, aren't you? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:55:13 PM): Noooooooooooo *rolls eyes playfully* (9:55:32 PM): So, you totally know you want to take that cute girl Laney to the formal right? You two are kinda kid-dating right? somethingrogue (9:56:06 PM): What? Laney? Yeah right. We're friends. That's gross, Annie. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:56:27 PM): *Annie thinks to herself that she's giving them a four year time limit before they're caught snogging in the living room* somethingrogue (9:57:25 PM): *is American and doesn't know what snogging is thankfully XD* Besides, who says she'll like me anyway? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:58:07 PM): Annie: Every romantic stereotype ever conceived. >.< If you two follow the pattern, she's probably already in love with you. (9:58:19 PM): *Annie sighs sadly, wishing she had that situation* somethingrogue (9:58:39 PM): WHAT? Are you serious? Holy shit, what do I do? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (9:59:30 PM): First, you watch your mouth. Then, I can give you advice on how to keep her forever yours. The only thing I ask in return is for you to make Robin straight. >.< *in other words, I shouldn't be helping you but I will* somethingrogue (10:01:41 PM): Sorry, it slipped. And I don't really want that kind of advice, more like how do I get rid of her? And I don't know how to make a gay guy straight. I'm scared he'll fall for me in the process, and that'll just make me wanna puke real bad. (10:02:19 PM): and brb shower time somethingrogue is available 10:31 pm wasurenaikara182@gmail.com 10:34 pm (10:34:49 PM): Annie: ALFIE TIBBITS! OMG! You did not just insult your sister's best friend! somethingrogue (10:35:15 PM): Uhm..... I did? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com 10:35 pm (10:35:41 PM): "I'm scared he'll fall for me in the process, and that'll just make me wanna puke real bad"? That's not insulting? somethingrogue (10:36:08 PM): Sorry if I don't want some dude slobbering all over me, God, Annie. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:36:40 PM): He's too old for you anyway. *huff* You wouldn't know what to do with it even if you did care. somethingrogue(10:37:04 PM): *blinks* Yeah whatever. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:37:42 PM): *sigh* somethingrogue (10:38:19 PM): I didn't insult him. I'm just not gay. And that's not a bad thing wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:38:44 PM): No, but you're blowing the best chance you're ever going to get by trying to push Laney away. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:39:05 PM): Let me help you, little brother. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like ANNIE! somethingrogue (10:39:41 PM): ........ right. Look, I don't think you're seeing the big picture here. Do you really want me to end up with Laney? I mean.... she gets in trouble like every day of her life. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:40:08 PM): She'll grow out of that. Isn't she like your best friend? That kind of bond is worth a little trouble to keep. somethingrogue (10:40:37 PM): She is like my best friend, and I'd like to keep it that way. Is that so wrong? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:41:01 PM): No, but what if she could be your best friend and more? Wouldn't that be better? somethingrogue (10:41:22 PM): Why are you trying to get me married at 14, Annie? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:41:38 PM): I'm not. I'm trying to keep you from ending up like me. somethingrogue (10:42:01 PM): Why would I end up like you? What does that even mean? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:42:51 PM): With your ideal partner being your flamboyantly homosexual best friend while you watch everyone else and feel alone. Nevermind. somethingrogue (10:43:37 PM): Annie, you're all over the place. You're not making any sense. Can you just talk to me without giving me the roundabout? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:43:54 PM): What roundabout? All I'm saying is don't blow this. somethingrogue (10:44:34 PM): No. This isn't about me. It's about you. I'm not afraid of the things you're afraid of. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:45:04 PM): ... ........ ............... No. somethingrogue (10:45:25 PM): Well fine if you don't wanna talk. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:45:32 PM): What am I supposed to say? somethingrogue (10:46:26 PM): I don't know! You're pushing me toward Laney when all along this really just had to do with you. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:47:01 PM): I'm not pushing you! I can't make up your fucking mind for you! I'm just...What the...Fuck it. I give up. *cries hard* somethingrogue (10:47:35 PM): *sighs* I'll go get the Midol. (10:47:36 PM): XD wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:48:03 PM): What? I don't need it! somethingrogue (10:48:14 PM): WHAT DO YOU NEED THEN? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:48:27 PM): NOTHING! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!? (10:48:49 PM): ... *sigh* (translation: Ok. Maybe I do need it.) somethingrogue (10:49:29 PM): BECAUSE YOU'RE CRYING FOR NO REASON! Ugh...... I'm trying to help. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:49:54 PM): It is not for no reason. I'm trying to help and you're shutting me out. somethingrogue (10:50:17 PM): I'm not shutting you out. I don't need help. You just assumed that I needed a girlfriend. I don't. I'm fine on my own. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:52:55 PM):Forget it, then. I wasn't even saying right now fucking tonight. I'm thinking four or five years down the road when you will care (and I know you will) somethingrogue (10:53:52 PM): Why didn't you say that before? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:54:04 PM): I did. You weren't listening. somethingrogue (10:54:11 PM): I was too! wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:54:48 PM): No! Look, forget it. Let's just drop it, superman. Your Lois Lane will need you soon enough. somethingrogue (10:55:29 PM): Yeah okay, Annie. *thinks she's a little nutty* wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:55:40 PM): I am not! somethingrogue (10:56:04 PM): It's okay. Puberty does that to you. I really hope mine isn't that bad though. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com(10:56:26 PM): *blushing but furious* This is not puberty! I grew out of that two years ago! somethingrogue (10:56:58 PM): Nah, girls don't actually grow out of it until they're like 21. For guys it's longer than that even. (10:57:14 PM): I read it in my science textbook. *nods* wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:57:16 PM): Shut up! you don't know! somethingrogue (10:57:42 PM): But I bet whoever wrote my textbook knows! wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:57:53 PM): Whatever. >.< *embarrassed* somethingrogue(10:58:34 PM): It's okay. It happens to everyone. Maybe one day I'll ask you for advice about girls, but for now, I just like keeping things simple, you know? wasurenaikara182@gmail.com (10:59:07 PM): Yeah...It's not always better to go for it. Still, I almost wish I had when I had the chance somethingrogue(10:59:37 PM): It'll be okay. Wanna play Halo? (10:59:38 PM): XD somethingrogue (10:59:47 PM): Halo somehow fixes everything wasurenaikara182@gmail.com(10:59:50 PM): I'm no good at Halo. What if we play Rock Band instead? (10:59:59 PM): I'll sing! somethingrogue(11:00:09 PM): Okay. I'll play guitar. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com(11:00:47 PM): Awesome. I'll be downstairs in a few minutes. somethingrogue(11:00:57 PM): Kay. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com(11:01:55 PM): Let's kidnap mom and dad, too! somethingrogue(11:02:24 PM): Okay, but let's put mom on the drums this time. Dad sucked at it. wasurenaikara182@gmail.com(11:02:42 PM): rofl. Ok. Just, please don't tell them this conversation ever happened, ok? somethingrogue(11:03:03 PM): What conversation? *just smiles and walks off*