Who: Mao and James What: The things we do for our siblings. Where: AIM When: Today! Rating: PG
halfbaked:Maooo. funkof40thousand: Jimbob! What's shakin' bacon? halfbaked: So get this. Katie comes into my room last night and says she wants me to go to that school dance. funkof40thousand: lolwat? Why? halfbaked: She wants me to take Emily. funkof40thousand: LOL Uh, Emily doesn't seem like the type of girl for you. halfbaked: Uh yeah. Remember how she went all sexed up at school yesterday? funkof40thousand: Is she trying to pull an XXXTINA or something? She dyed her hair blonde too. halfbaked: Yeah. So apparently she's going through some weird ass girl crisis beacuse she's in love with her brothers friend, Max. And he's dating that Casey gril. funkof40thousand: Isn't Max like...old or some shit? halfbaked: Yes! funkof40thousand: Like too old to give a flying fuck about a highschool girl. Okay then she is officially crazy. She might be a brick thrower dude, watch out. halfbaked: I KNOW. But Katie asked me. funkof40thousand: Katie is pretty hard to resist. halfbaked: ...You don't really think she'll go psycho bitch on me, do you? funkof40thousand: Well it's just a dance. Unless she goes all crazy for your Mexicano charms halfbaked: ... You're going right? funkof40thousand: lol with who? Wait is it some like formal tie shit? halfbaked:I don't think so. I don't care who you go with. funkof40thousand: I'd probably go by myself. But then that's kinda lame. Can't go with you since you're taking crazy peroxide girl. halfbaked: whatever. take some freshman. that asian girl is shorter than you are. funkof40thousand: she's been brain washed not to like asian guys by the american media halfbaked: Whatever. You're older. She'll go. funkof40thousand: We'll see! I am kind of a hit with freshmen since my party. halfbaked: Exactly. There you go! Please don't leave me alone with barbie girl. funkof40thousand: Haha, fine. Even if I don't get a date I'll go stag and dance with everyone else's girl. halfbaked: Especially mine. If she goes apeshit, I expect you to use your kung fu to save me. funkof40thousand: Of course. halfbaked: Promise? funkof40thousand: I have no qualms about hitting chicks. Vaginas can't save them. halfbaked: Nice. funkof40thousand: I'm smaller then most I know anyway. Fuck, gtg, Tetsuo is trying to force me to admit to having homework. halfbaked:Alright. I'll see you later. funkof40thousand: See ya!