James Baker (freshbaked) wrote in genome_project, @ 2010-05-13 13:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, james baker, mao sakibou, may 2010 |
Who: Mao and James
What: The things we do for our siblings.
Where: AIM
When: Today!
Rating: PG
halfbaked:Maooo.
funkof40thousand: Jimbob! What's shakin' bacon?
halfbaked: So get this.
Katie comes into my room last night and says she wants me to go to that school dance.
funkof40thousand: lolwat?
Why?
halfbaked: She wants me to take Emily.
funkof40thousand: LOL Uh, Emily doesn't seem like the type of girl for you.
halfbaked: Uh yeah.
Remember how she went all sexed up at school yesterday?
funkof40thousand: Is she trying to pull an XXXTINA or something? She dyed her hair blonde too.
halfbaked: Yeah. So apparently she's going through some weird ass girl crisis beacuse she's in love with her brothers friend, Max. And he's dating that Casey gril.
funkof40thousand: Isn't Max like...old or some shit?
halfbaked: Yes!
funkof40thousand: Like too old to give a flying fuck about a highschool girl.
Okay then she is officially crazy.
She might be a brick thrower dude, watch out.
halfbaked: I KNOW.
But Katie asked me.
funkof40thousand: Katie is pretty hard to resist.
halfbaked: ...You don't really think she'll go psycho bitch on me, do you?
funkof40thousand: Well it's just a dance.
Unless she goes all crazy for your Mexicano charms
halfbaked: ...
You're going right?
funkof40thousand: lol with who? Wait is it some like formal tie shit?
halfbaked:I don't think so. I don't care who you go with.
funkof40thousand: I'd probably go by myself. But then that's kinda lame.
Can't go with you since you're taking crazy peroxide girl.
halfbaked: whatever. take some freshman.
that asian girl is shorter than you are.
funkof40thousand: she's been brain washed not to like asian guys by the american media
halfbaked: Whatever. You're older. She'll go.
funkof40thousand: We'll see!
I am kind of a hit with freshmen since my party.
halfbaked: Exactly. There you go!
Please don't leave me alone with barbie girl.
funkof40thousand: Haha, fine. Even if I don't get a date I'll go stag and dance with everyone else's girl.
halfbaked: Especially mine.
If she goes apeshit, I expect you to use your kung fu to save me.
funkof40thousand: Of course.
halfbaked: Promise?
funkof40thousand: I have no qualms about hitting chicks. Vaginas can't save them.
halfbaked: Nice.
funkof40thousand: I'm smaller then most I know anyway.
Fuck, gtg, Tetsuo is trying to force me to admit to having homework.
halfbaked:Alright. I'll see you later.
funkof40thousand: See ya!