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Tweak says, "am i hot?"

Caleb West (caleb_darwin) wrote in genome_project,
@ 2012-07-25 17:35:00

Entry tags:

boo collins, caleb west, july 2012

Who: Caleb & Boo
What: ~~"YOU!!!"~~ Yoga class
When: July 26th, evening
Where: Yoga studio in New York
Rating: High (language)

Yoga...fucking yoga. Apparently his therapist thought he still suffered some deep seeded anger issues...psh...so he flipped the table the other night talking to Adrian. He was being stupid...his plan was stupid. All that sneaky ninja style attack shit was stupid and he said busting in the fucking front door was wrong. Wrong. So he flipped the table and left...he came back. But no, of course Adrian told his wife who told me that I have to learn how to better control my anger, that I can't last out like that...that I'm a liability. Worse than that, the teacher had to give him a progress report...not just say he went, but say he actually tried and was showing improvement.

Fuck that...he wanted to flip the table right then when she said that, but then that would only further prover her case. He had to go and show improvement or he'd be fired. And if he got fired he'd land his ass back in jail for life. GUARDIAN was the only reason he was out so he was basically their bitch. Also after the success on their last mission he got his ankle monitor off. So he'd go to the stupid yoga and "try." Hopefully the teacher was hot and he could...persuade her to say he showed great improvement and didn't need the class anymore.

So he was currently in the studio he was assigned to go to in a room filled with a bunch of dudes and like two girl. This wasn't so bad he guessed. At least it wasn't full of grandmas...a room full of hot yoga babes would have been nice but whatever. He sort of jumped in place shaking all his tension out and meanwhile he heard the door open and some of the other students greet the teacher. Fuck...it sounded like a dude...so no persuasion could be done. Well he could do a whole, we're buddies dude thing. Might as well introduce himself, make a good impression. He grabbed the paper he was supposed to give him and walked forward looking at the paper seeing exactly what it said,

"Yeah I'm Caleb and I'm supposed to give this to..." he lifted his head to meet the teacher's eyes and that well known anger filled him in and instant. He pointed at him and said his voice laced with venom, "YOU!"

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caleb_darwin
2012-07-26 01:27 am UTC (link)

"You!" Caleb said still pointing at him and the venom in his voice not dissipating at all. He shook his head with a glare then threw the paper on the floor, "No...no fucking way am I taking a class taught by you...YOU!" He had to calm his impulse to punch him in the face...or punching one of the other students to get out his rage. So be buried his fingers in his own short hair and started pacing as he muttered obscenities underneath his breath. He stopped right in front of him and pointed his finger in his face,

"You'd give me bad marks just to spite me...you're still pissed that unlike my beautiful and trusting baby sister I know your type and I'm not buying this nice guy thing for a minute."

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iamtheoddone
2012-07-26 01:42 am UTC (link)

Well, this was a really good first impression for his first class of this session. "I don't think you get how this works." boo set all the papers he'd gathered down on a small table near thedoor. "You're here because you have to be here. So you don't get a say in who teaches the class." He crossed his arms over his chest and asked everyone to grab a mat and form a circle. Tonight was mostly talk anyway.

Once everyone else was on their way to get set up--albeit slowly, due to the distraction that was Caleb--he gave him his attention once more. "You don't have to like me, but I will sign your paper as long as you come in and don't fuck around while you're here. Deal?"

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caleb_darwin
2012-07-26 01:49 am UTC (link)

Caleb crossed his arms the glare not wavering as Boo spoke. What he was saying he already knew...and he hated him for it. He hated that he had to come whether he liked it or not. Also that this was the class they assigned him and they wouldn't change it. Did they secretly know about how much he disliked him, is that why they insisted.

He had to get that paper signed or he'd be back in jail and he wouldn't get a second chance. Still not breaking his stare he said a simple, "Fine." He grabbed a mat joined the circle his arms crossed again as he stared Boo down. Sure he agreed to show off and not 'fuck around.' He said nothing about wearing a looking happy while doing it.

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iamtheoddone
2012-07-26 02:05 am UTC (link)

Well, liking it wasn't part of the deal anyway. Frankly, Boo didn't care if he liked him or the class or anything. But now, this felt like a favor for Alice. Obviously her brother was more trouble than she let on when they had first had a run in with him at the bar. Boo grabbed a mat for himself, and lay one out for the counselor that came in to help run the meetings as well. She was typically a little late.

"Alright, so, tonight is getting off to a rocky start, and I want to thank everyone for being patient and taking a seat. I know it isn't easy." He sat down as well, just as the counselor, Anna--a small blonde woman of about thirty who would have been attractive with a less severe haircut--bustled in dressed haphazardly in sweats, while still wearing jewelry that went with whatever she wore the rest of the day. "Everyone this is Anna, she is the court appointed counselor for this class." Once Anna was seated and going over some legal mumbo jumbo, Boo finally snuck a glance at Caleb to find him glaring at him. Boo grinned.

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caleb_darwin
2012-07-26 02:15 am UTC (link)

'Oh yeah cause it's my fault that you suck so much,' Caleb thought and even he knew how lame that sounded, but honestly...a rocky start. It wasn't his fault. Boo just had to be there and just had to be the teacher. He probably planned this...this probably wasn't even his class. But he knew he was coming so he wanted to fuck with his mind. Then a thought came to him...he teaches yoga...heh...typical a guy with a lame ass name like Bradley teaches yoga. Yeah Alice sure can pick them. On that note be better not even think about Alice...or it's going down.

When the woman came in Caleb stopped staring at Boo. The woman was kind of cute and he raised an eyebrow at that. The councilor, huh? Sure Boo he couldn't persuade...but he maybe could persuade her. He smirked to himself at glanced back at Boo who was grinning at him. Caleb fixed him with another glare...why was he smiling, he shouldn't be smiling at him.

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iamtheoddone
2012-07-26 02:29 am UTC (link)

Anna was really only there in case people had questions, and to make sure the meeting portion of the class stayed under control and everything was legal. It was really Boo's show. She was also there to sign off on him, which was another incentive for Boo to make this work for Caleb, no matter how annoying he was already being.

It was not incentive, however, for him to take it easy on the other man. He didn't plan onit at all, which was why he was grinning. That and he was just cheeky. "Thank you, Anna. I think I have everyone's paperwork? Every night that you come to class and complete the night successfully, I will sign it. I reserve the right to refuse my signature if I feel you don't deserve it. Anna is here to back up my decision." It was funny, if you thought about it. The tiny blonde, backing up Boo amd his muscles, but there you have it. "This is my class, it is ultimately my decision. I don't tolerate bullshit." He looked pointedly at Caleb when he said this, "So now it's time for introductions. You've met Anna, our counselor. I'm the course instructor. My name is Boo Collins. You can call me Bradley, if you prefer, but Boo is the name I've responded to since... Probably the time I was born. I've been teaching yoga for a little more than a year. As we go around the circle I just need to know your name, for now, but if you have anything you need to get out before we start, please feel free."

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caleb_darwin
2012-07-28 01:56 pm UTC (link)

Caleb was still smirking at the idea of using the hot little blonde to get out of this...damn...his smile fell when Boo said the decision was ultimately up to him. The glare had appeared on his face again and he had to bite back saying 'Fuck you' to Boo when he looked at him when he said he didn't accept bullshit. Also Boo...what the fuck is that about? He trying to do...be the male version of Lady GaGa...being Lord BooBoo...honestly dude, if you get cursed with a punk ass name like Bradley at least go by Brad.

When he said to get anything out you needed to before starting Caleb grinned, "I'll start, I'm Caleb West, I work for the FBI, I carry a gun, I'm a master of mixed martial arts, and I know several ways to kill a man. Also the teacher has been putting the moves on my baby sister and I don't like it. So before we start I just want to give him a giant fuck you. But I have to be here so I'll cooperate...just wanted to reassure him that me being here is not going to make me start to approve." He grinned and Boo and crossed his arms very pleased with himself.

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iamtheoddone
2012-07-28 02:07 pm UTC (link)

Fan-fucking-tastic. Boo groaned audibly and dragged a hand over his face. "Thanks for sharing, Caleb. Great introduction. Strike one for today." He was about to ask them to move on, when he realized about half the class was giving him weird looks. He sighed and felt the need to explain Caleb's accusation.

"His 'baby' sister," he began with air quotes included, "Is 26 years old, and can make her own decisions. I promise I'm not a pedophile. Let's move on. Next?"

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caleb_darwin
2012-07-28 02:55 pm UTC (link)

Caleb chuckled to himself at Boo's expression...what...he said if you had anything you needed to get out before starting...and he needed to get that out.

"You're welcome...hey...you said if we needed to get anything out and I needed to get that out. Not my fault you didn't specify." He shook his head at Boo's need to explain,

"Yes she can make her own decisions but she is sweet and innocent and trusts much to easily."

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iamtheoddone
2012-07-28 03:19 pm UTC (link)

He sighed again, heavily. He probably should have been more specific.

"You do realize the point of this class is to deal with and control your aggression, not to share your beef with me with eveyone in the class? No one here but you and me give a duck about your sister and who she's dating because it's not relevant to their rehabilitation. You want to be a dick? See me after class. Next?"

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caleb_darwin
2012-07-28 03:34 pm UTC (link)

"Well mostly this is to deal with my aggression in a non-physically violent way...I think talking about my feelings is a step in the right direction," Caleb was giggling maniacally inside. This was fun...this reminded him of back in high school when he'd mouth off and end up in detention. But seeing the frustration on the teachers face made it all worth it. Seeing Boo sighing heavily probably wishing he could throttle him right then made his day.

Caleb could have gone on while Boo wanted them to move on but he decided to just let it go for the moment. He was going to push his buttons but do the work. He wanted to date Alice...fine...but he was going to make his life a living hell.

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iamtheoddone
2012-07-28 05:36 pm UTC (link)

Once they were finally able to move on, things went smoothly. Caleb even behaved, so when things wrapped up, and Boo was faced with the task of signing everyone's papers as they headed out for the evening, he didn't really have a reason not to sign. But, he saved Caleb's paper for last on purpose, and spent a lomg, exaggerated moment looking it over, without a word.

"Hmm." He mused as he tapped the pen on his clipboard. He could be a dick too. Class was over and everyone was gone.

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caleb_darwin
2012-07-28 06:09 pm UTC (link)

Caleb had decided to behave for the class, because if he fucked around then Boo would be in his right to not sign off on his paper and he'd get a stern talking to from his therapist and while she wasn't that scary he respected her and hated to let her down. Although he tried not to show his impatience at getting Boo to sign the damn paper so he could be on his way, a scowl came to his face and he scratched his arm just so he had something to do.

"You know you can sign that so I can get out of here any second now. I don't know about you but I don't want to spend more time with you than I have to."

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	iamtheoddone 2012-07-28 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah, I know." Boo, replied, not looking up from the clip board, as if it was much more interesting than Caleb. "You know," He looked up finally, "You can't keep pulling shit like that. I hope you got it out of your system." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

caleb_darwin
2012-07-28 06:53 pm UTC (link)

Caleb sighed and looked around the room being totally stir crazy...he wanted to get out of there...now. Really...really...did it really take that long to sign his form...really.

When Boo looked up at him, "Yeah...I did," 'for tonight that is.' He smirked at that thought. Most people didn't want to get on Caleb's bad side. Sure he talked big about his gun and martial arts skills and his ability to kill people. But the thing he actually did if he hated you enough was annoy to death...he was king at being a pain in the ass. He held out his hand, "Come on you're either gonna sign it or you're not, yes or no, it's not that hard."

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	iamtheoddone 2012-07-28 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Boo's eyes narrowed at the smirk. He didn't buy that act, at all. But there wasn't much he could do. He signed the form and handed it to Caleb. "Here. See you next week." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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