Fan-fucking-tastic. Boo groaned audibly and dragged a hand over his face. "Thanks for sharing, Caleb. Great introduction. Strike one for today." He was about to ask them to move on, when he realized about half the class was giving him weird looks. He sighed and felt the need to explain Caleb's accusation.
"His 'baby' sister," he began with air quotes included, "Is 26 years old, and can make her own decisions. I promise I'm not a pedophile. Let's move on. Next?"