Who: Caleb & Boo What: "YOU!!!" Yoga class When: July 26th, evening Where: Yoga studio in New York Rating: High (language)
Yoga...fucking yoga. Apparently his therapist thought he still suffered some deep seeded anger issues...psh...so he flipped the table the other night talking to Adrian. He was being stupid...his plan was stupid. All that sneaky ninja style attack shit was stupid and he said busting in the fucking front door was wrong. Wrong. So he flipped the table and left...he came back. But no, of course Adrian told his wife who told me that I have to learn how to better control my anger, that I can't last out like that...that I'm a liability. Worse than that, the teacher had to give him a progress report...not just say he went, but say he actually tried and was showing improvement.
Fuck that...he wanted to flip the table right then when she said that, but then that would only further prover her case. He had to go and show improvement or he'd be fired. And if he got fired he'd land his ass back in jail for life. GUARDIAN was the only reason he was out so he was basically their bitch. Also after the success on their last mission he got his ankle monitor off. So he'd go to the stupid yoga and "try." Hopefully the teacher was hot and he could...persuade her to say he showed great improvement and didn't need the class anymore.
So he was currently in the studio he was assigned to go to in a room filled with a bunch of dudes and like two girl. This wasn't so bad he guessed. At least it wasn't full of grandmas...a room full of hot yoga babes would have been nice but whatever. He sort of jumped in place shaking all his tension out and meanwhile he heard the door open and some of the other students greet the teacher. Fuck...it sounded like a dude...so no persuasion could be done. Well he could do a whole, we're buddies dude thing. Might as well introduce himself, make a good impression. He grabbed the paper he was supposed to give him and walked forward looking at the paper seeing exactly what it said,
"Yeah I'm Caleb and I'm supposed to give this to..." he lifted his head to meet the teacher's eyes and that well known anger filled him in and instant. He pointed at him and said his voice laced with venom, "YOU!"