AJ just looked at her and crossed his arms. "Oh c'mon, Mallorie. Don't go and starve yourself just acting all silly. And then if you want we can sit around and I'll apologize for hurting your feelings even though I wondering what brought this on in the first place since I don't think you were going in to get it on with a spermsicle."
Or at least that's probably what he would have said if he'd just fallen out of some stupid novel. Instead he just shook his head for a moment and then kept his eyes on her. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out then."