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Tweak says, "Stop Stockwell!"

Jules (iheartwine) wrote in genome_project,
@ 2012-05-17 08:33:00

Entry tags:

david bacchus, evan elwood, may 2012, text

Who Evan and David
What textin'
When after this
Rating tbd

You failed to inform me who the new babe in the office actually was. Dick.

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	notthistime 2012-05-17 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Was I supposed to know? Teste. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-17 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well aside from having bigger tits she looks about the same. Touche, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-17 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm still not sure what you're getting at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-17 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you saw her before I did. Anyway, it would have been nice to go in there and not have been "Har har, my name is David, have we met? Dur." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-18 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's hard to miss those tits. But I didn't see her face. Who was it, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-18 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Right? Where the fuck did those come from? Cait fucking Baines. Or, well. Cate Abernathy now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-18 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Her kid, maybe? Wasn't she pregnant? Implants, poss. She's married now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-18 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Was she? I guess I forgot. They looked real from what I could tell. Implants don't move as much, you know? Nope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-18 05:15 am UTC (link)
	I thought so? Did you touch them? I wouldn't be surprised if you have already. She just has a different name? Does Noelle have a different last name, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-18 05:25 am UTC (link)
	No, but she did. Yeah. To fake out the feds I guess. And no. Noelle is still the same, or so I gathered. Why, do you want her number? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-18 05:45 am UTC (link)
	What. I'm married. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-18 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Well why do you want to know about your favorite crazy bitch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-26 03:45 am UTC (link)
	How did you manage that one? Because I'm madly in love with that stick up her ass. Dick. It was a simple question on whether or not they still shared a last name. Relax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-26 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Magic. Right. I'll get you her number. You can catch up. Or. I'll give your wife her number. They can catch up. They're friends or something, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-28 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Your power, then? I should have known. My wife is only friends with nice women. You can get her number and put it in your phonebook for yourself. I'll pass, thank you. I'd like to continue sleeping in my bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-28 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Definitely not, but thanks for the vote of confidence? She definitely grabbed her tits of her own accord. Pft. Your wife makes lots of questionable choices in who she spends time with. You, and me in particular. But mostly you. And I distinctly remember them being friends in high school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-05-29 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Well, then. Lucky you. I don't remember who she was friends with in high school. She dated you in high school, not me. She didn't date me until she was a responsible adult who could make proper decisions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-05-29 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Very lucky. Pft. You became a responsible adult because you were dating her, and not the other way around. She has always been wiser than either of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthistime 2012-06-01 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure about that? I distinctly remember being way more mature (and good looking) than you before I started dating Natalie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iheartwine 2012-06-02 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Never! That is impossible! (Reply to this) (Parent)