"I bet there's a power that would stop gravity. I wasn't lucky enough to come across it in my travels. But I'm sure it exists." She sighed heavily. "But thanks. About my tits, I mean. I know guys stare at them, but it's nice to get a genuine compliment." Even from David. Who still meant nothing to her, even if she did sort of miss him.
"Would you be the next... whatever popular actor is out right now? I don't watch very many movies, admittedly. Or plays for that matter." She'd been a decent amateur actress in her day, what with being cast a lead in a town wide play. But it wasn't her passion by any means. She was just lucky enough to not be as horrendous as Alexandria Tibbits (rest her soul).
"I'd probably be doing the same thing, honestly. Sitting in a shitty school office, smoking a cigarette and groping my own tits."