George winced at the thought but mostly only in mocking form. He knew Patrick well enough to know the other man wouldn't ever do such a thing, unless George had lost his fucking mind and was going around the island raping and pillaging. No, that was certainly not going to happen no matter how crazy he went. He would probably just OD on caffeine and hop around the island like the Easter Bunny on crack if anything. "Make sure it's my left foot though. That's the one I like the least."
He frowned slightly when Patrick began discussing Brooke's apparently crush on Scotty. "Is she aware that he is not in fact actually from The Enterprise? Maybe his name has her confused." That was the joke part of it. Then, came the serious part of it. "Unfortunately, I think you're going to have to wait this one out until you either catch her worshiping a lock of his hair or she comes out and tells you." That was definitely a tricky subject, especially when teenagers were concerned. "Ken kind of resembles Aquaman, wouldn't you agree?"