"Don't make me shoot you in the foot on behalf of the Patriots... And I don't mean the Boston Tea Party ones either." Of course he was far more likely to go and shoot someone else in the foot. If anyone took him serious about it though he would have likely been diagnosed with anger problems long ago. The number of times that Patrick had actually fired a gun off of the shooting range would not have even emptied his gun of bullets yet.
"Scotty, who I'm not entirely sure B might not have a crush on, but stealing any paper diaries she might have sounds more like her mother and right out asking her just seems... Awkward." Patrick took another drink out of his cup. At least they were good enough at this to try and avoid suspicion as long as no one was paying too much attention to try and read lips. "And Ken doll that came with Sam's brother-in-law. Though not entirely sure why he's here either. Ken at least has credentials... And a nickname now."