I know, but you're big and strong and you scare some guys. They probably think that if they even look at me wrong you'll go into crazy big brother mode and rope them up by their ankles or whatever.
Also I'm sorry, I won't move in next door. I know you guys want your privacy. That's why I was looking for my own place to begin with. Originally I was planning on moving into my room at your place but then I realized I didn't want to put you in a spot like that.