a little bird told me... [ooc: posted early July 4th] Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated, but as long as we're ringing in all the things that make this country great, why not add in a little spice for your 4th of July BBQ?
First of all, congratulations go out to Frye Island's newest married couple, Alexander and Olivia Bailey. Thankfully, they've managed somewhere far from where anyone can hear them should anyone decide to go for a midnight swim in the hot evenings.
Speaking of hot, I’m sure everyone has been by to see Emily's latest bad girl phase. Hate to rain on your parade, E, but less is more. You don't want to go turning into the new Josie now, do you? Question now remains: who you are trying to reel in with your fishing lures? Or do you just enjoying pissing off Daddy dearest?
And since we're on the subject of Josie, has anyone been checking her temperature lately? Seems like the new pressure with the lack of single males finally got to her, and she's been going exclusive with Alan Dale. Careful she doesn't go too fast for you, A.
Grapevine sources also tell us that our favorite couple broke up. While Cait might be healing her wounded heart on her own, David seems to have found a Daydream Believer. Or did he have to talk you into it, Mal?
Rookie Officer Adam Howard hopefully isn’t going to get arrested for getting drunk and disorderly recently with Noelle Baines. Did N find a friend or something more? Perhaps only time can tell if this will be moving anywhere or stopped dead in its tracks.
What’s this though? Donnie Abrams and Tino Spinelli getting JOBS? Did they charm their way in or just get lucky? Just because it’s called Untamed Entertainment doesn’t mean you’ll be selling poles for the bedroom boys. Save those dollar bills for a rainy day.
And rumors have been swirling that come fall the halls of MPHS are going to be filled with the sounds of "Rock-a-bye baby", and it won't be from the teacher's lounge. All I'm going to say is hell just froze over... J/K. I guess the name got blocked from my memory.
We also send our best of wishes to Penny for a quick recovery. Try not to get bored with the same old reading material.