How about we compromise. I get to crack the shit out of my dad and you can gently fry my mothers brain until she goes unconscious. Sound good?
Sorry to hear about the bitches. wouldn't have that problem with guys I'm sure you will get back into the swing of things. It's probably just the bleeding time, makes them all crazy again not a problem with guys. Or you could just explore other options. I could help you with that:)
You know i'm always here for you bro....In any capacity:)